The Omnibus P01135809 Criminal Investigation Thread

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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  2. matthunter

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    Yes, but does this open the angle that Trump might claim he thought the documents were returned properly and his lawyer misadvised him?

    Not sure why she'd agree to take the fall like that, but perhaps her sentence would be comparatively light and Trump would ensure her future once served?
  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Trump flunkies continuing to fall for the "I'll bail you out" trick are like cattle seeing their buddies dying ahead of them, and still going up the ramp.
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  4. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    He obviously hired Mr. Wiggins to design Trump Tower.

    Good morning, gentlemen. Uh, this is a 58-storey block combining classical Modernist features with all the advantages of today’s design. Uhh, the sycophants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large containers--
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  5. 14thDoctor

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    The FBI made sure to let it be known that they have camera footage showing who was going in and out of the rooms where the documents were being stored, and that that's part of why they acted so urgently. I'm guessing it was more than just some undocumented maid entering the room empty handed and walking out with fresh towels. :chris:
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  6. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What is it about Republicans, and wanting to get spies killed? :chris:
    Robert Novak and Valerie Plame spring to mind.
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  8. matthunter

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    Because they keep spotting all the dodgy shit the Republicans might be up to dealing with foreign agents?
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So, they've basically just become The House Of Borgia at this point.
  10. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    That does solve the problem of him being a living martyr for the MAGAtards. :bergman:
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Lanz and Lanz Jr sure seem to be awfully quiet.

    Must suck to be slapped upside the head with the cold hard fact* that you were wrong to be BOTH SIDESING what was obviously NOT equivalent to everyone else for years.

    *actually nuclear hot
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  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    From FoxNews for the kiddies that don’t trust anything else:

    NEW, thread: from our Justice Dept producer Bill Mears:

    A lawyer for Donald Trump had certified two months ago that no classified material remained at former president Donald Trump’s Florida, two sources with knowledge of the investigation tell Fox News.

    An FBI search of the Mar A Lago estate Monday, authorized by a federal magistrate, uncovered what a property list of seized items said included 11 sets of material listed as classified.

    The June letter signed by the unnamed Trump lawyer would be at odds with the unsealed property list contained in the search warrant. One of the possible violations of federal law cited as justification for the search warrant was an obstruction statute.

    That warrant was unsealed Friday, and Trump later said any material stored there was already de-classified.

    Fox News had previously reported a high level Justice Department/FBI team had served a subpoena on two lawyers for Trump in early June at Mar Lago, a meeting Trump himself briefly attended.

    It was unclear whether the letter signed by the Trump lawyer assuring there was no more classified documents stored on the property happened at that face-to-face meeting.

    News of the letter was first reported by the New York Times. It raises further questions over the legal maneuvering following that June meeting, where subpoenas for documents led two months later to a dramatic search of a former president’s home.

    Fox News has reported FBI investigators were told by one of their witnesses months ago that classified material remained on the estate, after a dozen or so boxes had been returned to the National Archives in January, that also included classified documents.

    Lawyers for Trump could face serious legal consequences if they knowingly provided false information to law enforcement authorities.

    No one has been charged in the ongoing federal grand jury probe of the handling of documents from the Trump presidency. The former president has forcefully denied any wrongdoing.

    https://twitter.com/jacquiheinrich/status/1558571136534855681?s=21&t=yAbiTHDOVrxAnbKO45SHKg
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  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    So since I’m not a Far Right Bubble Dweller I didn’t immediately discount the NYT reporting.

    Thus the actual confirmation in this report didn’t blow my mind or anything.

    What did catch my eye was the language.

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  14. Tuckerfan

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    O, lordy! There are tapes!
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Lanz and Lanz jr. Might need to get out of the DC. Area for fear of DC. Getting nuked in the future. Watching FAM. on Apple + and I’m suddenly reminded about Trump praising Lil. Kim.
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  16. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    And you’re right, parroting talk radio is stupid. How do I know? My coworker does it and it sounds stupid to me.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Hey, in Universe B where Hilary won things continue to no doubt be equally disastrous, Lanz told us so.
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  18. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yep.

    I also remember how he was glad Trump won so that the Dems would ‘learn a lesson’.
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  19. Tuckerfan

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    I’m assuming that Paladin is incredibly overjoyed right now.
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  20. MikeH92467

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    Republicans are very, very big on teaching people lessons...like the one Susan Collins said Trump learned when he was impeached the first time. :garamet:
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  21. We Are Borg

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    Why not? I mean, he basically lied about an entire federal election being stolen... so why not use the same schtick for this?

    Obviously there are millions of Americans who will believe him. :sigh:
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  22. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    FF is busy getting drunk. I'm sure he'll be along in an hour or so with some ill-informed opinions on the subject that he heard from YouTube.
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    He'll also remind everybody that he didn't vote for Trump before he begins spewing whatever the latest bullshit excuse from Trumplandia is. :chris:
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    He needs to do some sort of voice only podcast because I cannot seriously listen to anyone with the terrorist beard for that long. I have enough trouble trying to rtemember that the gravy seal goatee is something that dems can have, but the greasy strangly terrorist beard and ballcap either reminds me of terrorists or jobless furries who hate showering.

    Yes, I recognize part of my hatred for facial hair is a mental dysfunction that stems back to my gender dysphoric hatred of my own facial and body hair.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Unless he gets pulled over by the cops on his way home from the bar with his mom.
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  27. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    His mom is dead, not cool.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    How do you know he does not brings her ashes to the bar because she is his only friend?

    Also, are you gullible or something? Sure his mom is dead. How many times has he lied to get some advantage over people arguing with him? He is the new dayton, even you admit it. we are not the school principle here, and we do not need to treat a person who admits he does not believe a word he says, and is only here to penm the libs with any respect.

    Also, I have seen you and others fuck with the boy and others outside of the RR so do not pretend you follow the rules. The only time I have ever said a nasty word outside of the red room is by complete accident and I apologize for it. I keep my shit in the outhouse unlike a lot of people around here, even you.

    if federal fuckup wants a break from the smell of shit he can do what everyone else does and leave the fucking outhouse. I am not the one needling him in MC over his idiocy here. Last thing I care for is your stupid troll ass trying to shame me for making a mom joke about the dumbest fucking MAGAt still here.

    Oh, and as for the tldr version GFY, and keep gurgling on my balls.
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  29. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  30. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    says the person who posts every right wing meme ever.
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