GOP: AR-15s are bad now

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  1. matthunter

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  2. Tererune

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    I thought the gravy seals were elite fighting warriors who scared all the world's armies with their assault rifles? No one would ever think of messing with them because they might have an assault rifle or maybe 100 of them just waiting in their bunker to kill those wussy armies.

    Right @Lanzman ? You are Rambo and no one can take you down when you are in your battle outfit with your fucking gun.

    Seriously, if you were just some fat fuck cosplaying army dude then why would we ever let you have your lethal toy given the amount of danger to everyone else a guntard is?

    What is it people who claim they hate the trump but seem to slup his shit (@Federal Farmer and @Uncle Albert ). are you the wall the feds won't cross because you are armed and ready to fight, or are you just a whiny pissbaby with a gun that is too big for a crybaby like you?

    Either we do not have to worry about armed IRS agents because the country is flooded with armed freedom fighting heroes, or they are a fucking problem because they are probably going to use those guns to oppress political foes.

    You claim you are the final check, and yet we all know the government has no reason to fear you and your fucking gun.

    Don't tread on me is more like don't taze me bro.
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  3. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Oh, and I knew the cops that eventually arrested me. I knew their simulated capabilities because I had worked setting up special days of training for them. They were local cops who did the deen, even though they handed me off to the secret service because they deal with identity issues before the locals.

    I could have been Rambo to them at the time. I spent my money on paintball and survival shit, but it could have easily been assault rifles, ammo, and I could have run around the woods evading them where I was at the time. After I was arrested they let me loose on a cheapo bond I could have easily done without and went out and ran and armed myself.

    There is a reason 99 percent of people do not do that. That is because we know you cannot beat the government that way. Even thr proud boys and insurrectionists cannot beat the government that way. A crazy person will do something, but an angry pissbaby is just crying and no one gives a fuck about their little fit. They are never going to run away from mommy and daddy government. They are going to take their punishment.

    We all have out meltdown moments of idiocy. The guntards of this country need to grow the fuck up or take a timeout in jail. Having lost my shit and done stupid things to end up in a timeout in jail the right really needs to think about what they are doing before they work themselves up into a tantrum and feel the inside of a cell.

    GLBT people existing are really not worth prison. Joe Biden being president over trump is not worth prison. Women having abortions are not worth prison. Some person speaking another language is not worth prison. Losing a fair election is not worth prison, and that is why no one on the left went to jail for Gore or Hillary despite the horrible alternatives.

    Think about it. Al Gore won the popular vote and lost the election due to bullshit. There is a good possibility he might have responded to the warnings and stopped 9/11, and because we let the saudi loving Bush win and that lead to 9/11 being possible. After that we let obviously corrupt trump be president despite clear connection to america's enemies without storming the capital. Meanwhile the right melts down because the guy selling secrets to the russians and others out of his golf resort hotel did not win an elections that was stacked for his advantage.
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  4. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    for conservatives there is no firmer reality in all of their worldview than the reliability of the bottomless gullibility of their base.
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  5. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    FTFY.
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Both sides tho!
    :hurr: :discuss:
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  7. Jenee

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    "Conservatives" is just a descriptor for the modern US Republican Party. Are you now saying that "authoritarians" is also a descriptor for the modern US Republican Party?

    Or

    Are you suggesting that "authoritarians" inhabit the Republican Party, but not all Republicans are authoritarians?

    And, if so,

    Then you accept that there really is a difference between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party.

    Because,

    The post you quoted was speaking specifically of the Republican base, as in, the people who vote Republican no matter what. And in that post, you crossed out the descriptor "conservatives" and replaced it with "authoritarians", suggesting that the Republican base is made up of authoritarians.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    He's saying regulating guns on the Dem side is the same thing as invisible IRS ninjas kicking down your door, so it's all authoritarianism.
    How do I know it's gun shit?
    It always is.
    It's his only issue.
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  9. Jenee

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    Ok. So, he completely changed the pointer of the post and is instead saying the Democratic Party are authoritarians.

    In which case, he is still implying a distinct difference between the Republican and Democratic Parties. So, either way he can no longer use the line "they're both the same".
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  10. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    It's like talking to a room full of grapefruit. :jayzus:
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  11. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ya know, if you didn’t want people to put words in your mouth you could use yours to put forth more than Andrew Yangesque bumper-sticker sloganism.
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  12. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yeah yeah. Some of us old folk remember when "reading comprehension" was a Thing. Jenee I at least understand why she does this shit - she's an idiot. Dickynoo just hears everything thru his lens of self-righteous bullshit.
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  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Say what you will about the tenets of Trumpism but at least it is an ethos.

    When is the last time you actually went out on a limb and dared to state an actual position that wasn’t some kind of comparison to another?
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  14. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  15. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Um… So the answer is eight years. It has been eight years since you stated actual positions more developed than a bumper sticker.

    Thanks for the honesty.
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  16. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Sure. Whatever.
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  17. 14thDoctor

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    Eighteen years, actually. His actual positions are old enough to drink in most civilization countries. :async:
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  18. Nova

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    Not just.


    Republican politicking 101: Lie boldly, the rubes will literally never catch you at it or call you on it.
    Case in point:

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    Let's break it down:
    "our nation's capital is falling apart" - in point of fact, our STATE capital is filled with people who can't get clean water from their taps, and they are more blessed than the ones who can't keep sewage out of their homes.

    "liberal policies crammed down our throats" - like the ones that showered you with the billions of dollars you are about to brag about?

    "due primarily to conservative leadership" - absolute bullshit. The revenue situation is because of direct injection of Federal money and the derivative effects of a booming national economy founded on Federal spending that no conservative voted for.
    All conservative leadership has done is ensure that we managed to piss away more of the potential good effects than states like, say, Minnesota or Colorado not cursed with "conservative leadership" have seen.

    "we secured money to..." - from where? Thanks to Democrats in DC, that's where.
    Lie boldly, the rubes will never notice.
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    Holy Fuck! :rofl:
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  20. Tererune

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    When the boy is the only one who finds your stupid comment funny!

    You might want to check where you are at if you don't think you are on the dumb ass end of the right Mr Bill Maher.

    The only freedom you seem to respect is the one to sleep with your gun instead of a woman. You support all the other fascists while saying you are about freedom, and it is fucking obvious.
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    I see someone learned a new word.
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    Honestly, you've consistently called AOC an idiot. So, if you're also calling me an idiot, I take that as a compliment.

    Also, if you can't explain your own words, it's obviously not the audience that has reading comprehension issues.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Hey look, he’s a student of Chardman! Learn some new tricks, boy. We wouldn’t want to have to put you down.
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  28. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I haven't been calling UA an idiot and a coward for random meaningless shits and giggles.
    Much as he'd dearly like to think that.
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    It also can cloud your judgement.
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