Man Afraid of his Hoes

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    So sometimes I’ll think of an old WFer that I haven’t heard from in a bit and reach out to them to let them know they are missed.

    Tonight I fat fingered it but it also worked out.

    Give me your best user name parodies.
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  2. matthunter

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    Let's get FattCunter out of the way before TLS chips in thinking he's original.
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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  6. matthunter

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    Warned for trolling Dayton. He can't answer back.
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Man Afraid of His Booze
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  8. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    We might be able to come up with one for you if you had the balls to stick with a username for five fucking minutes instead of hoping it'll confuse the search engine when we need to quote your idiocy back at you.
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    @Ancalagon was correct the other day when he said the search function was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  10. matthunter

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    Now THERE'S a descriptive name for you.
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  12. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Come on man, Bill Cunt Son. There's your freebee.
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    Tucker Carlson for you
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Parody names I thought of the other day:
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    Was that his nickname for you, or just his plans for the evening?
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  17. Ten Lubak

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    Why not both?
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    Doesn't rhyme or alliterate.
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    I tried.
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  20. matthunter

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    That's your headstone sorted.
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  22. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Typical QAnon response
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