Pelosi's husband violently assaulted at home

Educate yourself.

To be fair, his other option was to sleep with the Joker so....

I misunderstood the getting hammered in his car line as being about getting fucked in a car, riffing on the theory spread by some that this was a hookup gone wrong but was made aware of his previous drink driving incident which makes a lot more sense. Apologies.

Either way it wasn't very funny.

No prob.

Well, something doesn't add up. In fact, a lot of things with this story aren't adding up.

Whilst TLS struggles with basic math, here's some stuff from the court records:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1548106/download

Whilst....lol

Like what, you fuckin genius

His chromosomes to 23 pairs.

Also, his toes to an even number.

More GOP violence:

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/11/PA-democrat-assaulted-backyard

And who exactly injured Mr. Dick Ringer? Was he also in his underwear? No hammer?

Pelosi was not in his underwear. Once you've resolved your issue with basic math, work on your reading comprehension and check out the police report.

Maybe it is a cultural use thing, but hammered refers more to drunk or wasted here in the US. Considering he was arrested for DUI it makes much more sense to think of drinking. People trying to put it onto a sexual encounter are really trying to stretch on both sides. I would say the correct term to insult pelosi for having sex in a car would have been pegged. The use of the word hammered would have been tryhard by the right as most people would have just thought drunk and figured you were clumsy and stupid to try to imply he had a sexual encounter.

That being said right wing QTrumpers are tryhard, clumsy, and really stupid and lame when they make insults. See: Let's go Brandon. So @Bill Carson , @Volpone , and @Uncle Albert might have actually thought it was about gay sex.

Oh, and if Paul Pelosi is actually cheating on Nancy with some gay lovers then 20 percent cooler, and fuck yeah dude. Come on in my glory hole and drop me some of that old white insider trader cash. I know Nancy is a controlling bitch, I can suck cock better than she ever could, and I am a billion times more sexy than her. I have done worse for less.

You should move to San Francisco. But would you still shine as brightly?

I stand out at drag shows and anime cons. I do have the power to blend and disappear when necessary as I know I can pass by attentive people wearing day glow green, neon pink, and orange without being seen if I so desire, but I get noticed if I want. It is sort of like a superpower I have employed on many occasions reliably. I could be standing behind people in the most outlandish catgirl costume you can imagine with a huge purple catbell on my collar ringing annoyingly and still scare the fuck out of people when I want to appear. I used to surprise players dressed in orange and dayglow green screaming referee coming and they never see me coming. I used to walk across fields of fire in bright colors out in the open and not be seen crossing the front lines. OTOH people notice me out of a crowd all the time.

It is actually extremely strange.

Whatever makes you happy, and I mean that. You're pretty harmless.

I would actually have to be hunting something to be harmful. So in a general situation where my main moral goal is do not kill someone or hurt them I am. but when the paradigm shifts and damage is the goal I tend not to lose unless it is theft. Stealing shit is not something I seem to do well.

Blame Canada.

Weeelll, weelll, weeeell, the real terrorists are coming from Canada.
They were supposed to be Mexican.
No, but the border scaremongering isn't racist though.
Perish the thought.

Audio of Pelosi’s 911 call has been released.

https://twitter.com/nikkimcr/status/1619036237289095170?s=46&t=6sDys1XF_XK0_NEnhzrbMw

Either the idiot doesn't have a lawyer, has a bad lawyer, or ignored his lawyer, but it seems either way he felt it was a good idea to call up a reporter from jail and continue to incriminate himself:

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/01/28/politics/david-depape-far-right-conspiracies

It's like an FF post, only we DO get to ask follow-up questions.

Here's my followup question.
Why does a Canadian care so fucking much about American liberty, and making a list of boogeymen to hit with a hammer?

He’s been living in America for over 14 years, probably considers himself American now. Do you also not consider Mexicans that have been in your country for similar amount of time as Americans? That’s pretty much your whole schtick dude

Then the posts should be plentiful.

He lives in Maine. He's never met a Mexican.

But the Canadians tho! Trump shoulda built a wall!

America is the wall which protects Canadia.

https://x.com/theserfstv/status/1724583097289883905?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ