MIDTERMS 2022

CRT is, of course, the biggest boogeyman facing scared Americans.

Some whisper that he disposes of his enemies using the forbidden technique, Florida Man Alligator Strike.

Anything that pisses off Uncle Albert.

"Uh, Governor... Is that a gator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

So by this logic, we should hear of underage girls getting knocked up then getting shotgun abortions?

Remember how, back when the Trump clown show was getting laughed out of courtroom after courtroom, washed-up wannabe actresses were ranting earnestly about "affy Davids," and Rudy Giuliani's hair dye was streaming down his face, we said "what if next time there's a slightly more competent fascist?"

That's Ron DeSantis.

I'd vote for that!

I hear it’s faster than the five finger death punch.

Why are you such a hater? You're everything that's wrong in the world today. Sad.

That was fucktarded. Be ashamed.

And you'll never understand the concept that a woman's neighbours shouldn't get to control her reproductive system.

We understand both concepts just fine.

We also understand that you view other people's rights as being less important than the fact that states' rights and federalism give you a woody.

I wonder if FF used to make his wife take him with her to doctors appointments, since as 50% of the household he deserved 50% of the say over what she could do with her body.

You don’t know one thing about me and it sounds like you were crying when you wrote that. I’d feel sorry for you if you aren’t such a loser

I know you like to be mean to people.

What's the other half a woman can do with her body, make you a sandwich?

I've been checking on Bobo the Clown's race over the course of the day. On the one hand, she has narrowed the gap to only 62 votes. On the other hand, the three largest counties that aren't showing as >95% counted on the New York Times map are all strong ones for Frisch (Pueblo, 92%, Frisch +10; Garfield, 90%, Frisch +14, Pitkin, 80%, Frisch +58).

I don't know how to interpret the ">95%" counties ... does that mean they have 5% of the ballots still outstanding, or does it mean "they're probably all counted, we just haven't gotten confirmation of that so we're not going to say 100% just yet"? Since Colorado is not a "your ballot counts as long as it's postmarked by Election Day" state, I think it probably means all the votes are counted, but I'm not sure.

Denver Post at 5:17pm (Mountain time) says the margin is 73.

DeSantis vs Trump is going to be a lot of fun. Trump has come up with a disparaging nickname (DeSanctimonious...how many MAGA types know what that means?) and is threatening to expose dirt on DeSantis (pee tape?)

https://twitter.com/dcwoodruff/status/1590502090647818241

what a nail-biter. Going to a recount for sure.

And you’ll never understand that there are two lives involved in a pregnancy.

I hope that the United States will continue to support Ukraine with weapons after the "red wave" has passed. Europe has supplied a few weapons to Ukraine, but the "evil imperialist" USA has supplied ten times more. This says it all. Europe is so pathetically weak...

In the long run, a western, democratic Ukraine will benefit you too, so stay tuned. Because we divided idiots can't do it alone.

Abortion, critical race theory and similar bullshit is really not that important. Culture war is for idiots. There are more important things! Slava Ukraini!

And @Bill Carson , stop sucking Russian cock, please. There can be no peace with a murderous, fascist cunt like Putin. Never. NEVER!

What are the odds y’all will let Germany sell them Gepard ammo?

Doesn't matter. If you shouldn't be forced to agree to donate your tissues, your organs, or your labor to saving lives outside of your body, why should you be forced to do the same for those inside?

Kirkmeyer (R) has conceded in CO-8.

Zero.

Because we Swiss are cowardly cunts who hide behind neutrality. But these few rounds of ammunition make no difference anyway. The equally cowardly Germans might as well just deliver them.

Our government might complain a little, but that would be all. Chancellor Scholz is quite happy that the Swiss are holding back the ammunition. An excellent excuse to continue doing nothing.

The fact is, only the US can help.

Because organs are not a life and most people agree that there should be a cutoff for when you can have an abortion. You're not being forced to do anything. By that standard you're saying that I'm being forced to not yell fire in a crowded theater. Everyone agrees that rights are not unlimited.

Dang, Joy Reid is getting the ball rolling on Gretchen Whitmer presidential speculation now.

However... The result of the elections is not as catastrophic as feared. You Americans may be mostly preoccupied with yourselves and your silly culture wars, but the whole world has been watching and is relieved that the crazed Trumpism has not (yet) prevailed.