ANYWAY! Rational people can Google Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic, then hit the "movies and TV" button, and see if their resume is too "wokey". Both created "Teen Titans Go!". And we all remember how Raven and Starfire killed and ate the boy members, and spray-painted the headquarters pink. That's totally a thing you can Google and find, and I'm not playing a mean prank on you at all.
"Wokey" isn't an automatic deal-killer. I like Harley Quinn, Doom Patrol and Umbrella Academy just fine, cringey moments and all. You just can't use it as a shield against criticism for a shitty bait-and-switch. You don't get to check a few boxes and then wait to collect your accolades. You still have to make something that doesn't suck most of the time. That's a low bar and I refuse to apologize.
No matter what inclusion they happen to have the incels will react like spike lee made it with a black princess peach as a sequel to Jungle Fever. Which if I ever win the billion dollar powerball I am bankrolling myself just for the screams and tears of the fanbois. As for this I am sure it will get some viewers. Personally I am just waiting for cute peach costume to go on the market.
Yes, we were all holding our breath for you doing a thing you've never done. That's a thing that happens. In your head. I'm sure.
Hmm. Mario games generally have paper thin stories, they are really more about the gameplay. We shall see. But what I would like to see from Nintendo is a Castlevania-style Netflix series for the Legend Of Zelda. That could be amazing if done properly. The 80s cartoon was godawful but the games have come a long way since then. Any of the recent games could be adapted into an animated miniseries.
Lol, who hurt you? Did your mother not give you enough attention or breast milk? Did your homeroom crush decline your invitation to homecoming because you had Columbine vibes? Did Jenee stop pegging you before you came?
I want to see a Metroid movie. That has the potential to be fucking dark and out-Alien Alien if done right... (and since the OG Metroid was inspired by Alien...)
Brie Larson wants to be Samus, and the CHUDs hate her for Captain Marvel, so they'll shit blood. So, yes, let's make this movie.
Only if you want it to crash and burn. That one won't be bracketed by Infinity War and Endgame, presented as essential to the overarching story, so if Metroid nostalgia doesn't get asses in the seats, you'll be banking on her...charisma......to draw people in.
Brie Larson is a great actor and hella charismatic. If you're judging her soley based on Endgame (which they made her film before Captain Marvel) or Captain Marvel (where Carol spends most of the movie nerfed and not remembering/knowing who she really is), then you're missing out.
Ok, I guess people are complaining because Chris Pratt is not doing an italian accent. Didn't the characters come from Japan and are a stereotype of italians anyway? I guess the nerd in me says mario should sound italian, but it is not like there are not italians working in hollywood. Italians have really become white people anyway. Oh, and Chris Pratt belongs to a problem church. I don't think he has come out against anyone himself, and churches are mostly shady anyway. I watch Tom Cruise movies. At least it is shitty controversy and free publicity. The difference between the left and the right is we tell our social justice warriors and snowflakes to shut the fuck up when they start getting really stupid. We don't make a whole news channel industry for our faux outrage.
