What Gender is Your Mac & Cheese?

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    So, in watching this video, I learned that at the time of the Revolution, macaroni and cheese was a "high-class" dish. I also learned that in Britain, "macaroni" was a slur against non-gender-conforming people. And, of course, we all know what a "dandy" was. Kinda puts a slightly different spin on the whole "Yankee Doodle Dandy stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni," doncha think?

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So "Yankee Doodle Dandy" was "Gay Bar" by Electric Six of its day.
    And we rebelliously made it an anthem.
    America used to be cool.
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  3. Steal Your Face

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    In the 90s you would Mac on a girl or you were a Mac daddy or a daddy Mac and it was much cooler to have a Mac over a PC. Then there’s that song Retun of the Mac. In the south people say Mac Donald’s instead of Mick Donald’s.
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    When I think of limp, moist, small, bent elbow macaroni that is done in 2 minutes I am not thinking of gay dudes.
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  5. matthunter

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    But you omitted "tastes of cheese" so way to diss on both the gay and straight communities.
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  6. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    heh-just found a picture of me in the mid 90s, definitely not maccing...

    front row, on the left.

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  7. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I did not know straight republican men tasted like cheese type substance. So I am guessing that is how you tell the difference between gay and straight dick? Please tell me more.
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  8. matthunter

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    All dick tastes of cheese.

    All you can hope for is a mild, creamy and salty one instead of Roquefort. Though most have the blue veins.
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  11. Tererune

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    Your experience with dick may be greater than mine, but not all dick tastes like cheese. Or I should say it does not taste like the cheeses I have experienced since cheese does come in a very wide array of tastes, and I have not had all types of cheeses and their alternatives.

    I should also note that the substance in most OTC instant mac and cheese is not cheese but rather a cheese type substance.

    I am just being technical regarding the dick I have sucked and the cheese I have eaten. Things may be different in the UK considering the different diet and the effects of diet on the flavor of the dick and emissions.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You may also cause her to wander in circles for hours by putting clothing for sale on a round table. In other news you can get yourself out of clothes shopping with your mom if you point that out to her after she has walked around the table three times. This may work for husbands also, but it will probably get you sent to the chair rather than given some money to go to the arcade and smoke outside for a few hours.
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    TMI about @Jenee
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  14. Tuckerfan

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    And from this, I learned that the Greeks used Lesbian wine as part of what could be considered a healing potion.

  15. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    And now the million dollar question of the day. Was UA responding to the 'you may fascinate women with cheese' post by matthunter?

    Or the 'all dicks taste of cheese' post by matthunter?
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  16. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    The original song was created by British soldiers to mock colonial soldiers in the French/Indian Wars. So no real surprise.

    Also no surprise when the Yanks adopted it themselves they added the line '...and with the girls be handy!' LOL.

    It was also prominently played at the Battle of Yorktown. The surrendering British troops as they were marched out refused to look at the American lines, only looking to the French. The Marquis de Lafayette was so outraged he ordered his command, the American Light Infantry Brigade to strike up Yankee Doodle as loud as possible and many of the surprised British turned an looked at the former British subjects - now the new nation of America.

    https://allthingsliberty.com/2013/12/short-history-yankee-doodle/
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    Why not both?
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  18. Tererune

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    I am marking him down for knowledge of both given he has probably used cheese on @Jenee and we know he sucks that cheesy republitarian cock.
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  19. Tuckerfan

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    Yes, I know all of that. As does probably every American school kid.
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  20. Spaceturkey

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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    he might just have cheese dick?

    petition to change his name to "Baby Bel"?
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  22. Tererune

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    I think @Bill Carson owes them and Beavis and Butthead some thanks for being the guiding light of his life.