Well, I'm halfway to Hell. Might get some ink and have my legs amputated tomoz, let's see how the mood takes me.
The fuck is it with bubble tea anyway? I dunk biscuits in my tea. I don't enjoy bits of biscuit breaking off and forming mulch at the bottom of the mug. Why the fuck would I want to purposefully put a set of starchy balls that other Brits don't even use on The Great British Bake-Off into my drink?