As the Wordforge delegate from Detroit, my official statement on the matter is "Everyone should just eat whatever pizza they like to eat and stop being dicks about it."
@Bill Carson is going to be mad considering his mom never makes him sammiches and faked her own death just to get away from her loser crotch dropping. That is terrible because she brings sammiches for all the glory hole workers and they are fucking good.
But, Carlton isn't orange-shaped, he's square-shaped. Will Smith pointed this out repeatedly throughout the run of the show.