Are you still Catholic? If so, go fuck yourself.

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    Let us pass a bill that says no religious professional shall be left alone with a person under the age of consent. If we recognize indoctrination into false naratives and lies are harmful to youth then we should also limit exposure of youth to any religious texts that attempt to make a lifestyle out of faith.

    Since children are the most vulnerable to lies and fantasy, perhaps we should recognize that when adults and people of authority play pretend with their sky god it might confuse them and be manipulative and harmful. Far more harmful than any natural homosexuality or transgender expression or feelings.
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    They're all real if they take cash.
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    OK, I think I have this now, but here is a question.

    When the priests takes the parent's money but then molests the child is he being a fake priest to the child because they did not take the cash from the child? Just for the christians in the audience so they know whether or not to give their children some cash for the priest before he fucks them so that they can still claim he is their kid's priest, and not being a fake priest.

    This is why I am not religious, because this is like doing taxes, and fuck god for being the supernatural IRS when it comes to whether or not fucking my children is sanctioned by the church, or a sin.
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    If the power of God compels you to look the other way...
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    Never in your life did you expect to read the phrase "boss nun," but here we are.
    More, including pics, at the link.
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    Okay, you remember in the early days of the web there was the meme of the church seen from the air that looked like a bent dick? You may or may not remember that after so many people laughed at it that the church was remodeled to try and change the appearance. I just now remembered it after I was clicking away from the article and noticed the picture of the church. For obvious reasons.
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    So there were drag queen grooming parties in the church all this time? This must be the work of trans and gay people, and not the radical christian family protectors we have all been told were so important to have watching over our children.

    What is religion?

    It's a Tarp

    There is some alien admiral akbar warning us about it.

    Oh yeah it is a giant fucking trap, and the idiots on the right want to give them access and funding to rape your fucking children.
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    In his defense the dead are free to have whatever afterlife there is. They are technically free of all religious oppression. It is also hard to find positive things to say about ghengis khan from the side of peace and loving thy neighbor. It is not like he could just make shit up and people would believe him because some book of fiction makes him the mouth of god.
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    After accusations by top Ukrainian official, Vatican Bank denies receiving funds from Russia

    That article doesn't quote the full statement from the bank, as we all know, the Catholic Church, or any other giant organization that has been around for a long period of time would not issue such a statement unless it had been carefully prepped by several armies of lawyers. Notice that it doesn't say anything about them not having investments in Russia, nor does it say that it wasn't getting Euros from Russians. It just says "Russian money." There's a number of different ways one could parse that statement, have it be true, and yet the Church is still getting money from folks tied to Putin.

    I went looking for that statement on the Vatican Bank's website to try and read it in full. I can't find it there. :chris:
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    Well, this should be interesting.
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