"The 1980's are calling to ask for their foreign policy back."

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  1. matthunter

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    Other Jenee/UA jokes are available.
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    That's your problem, not mine.
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    So @Jenee is the drunken abuser in the relationship? OMG what other WF rumors are actually true? Is @Diacanu really a fat loser who lives with his mom? is @Ten Lubak really my canadian lover? Why is there actually a glory hole here?!? OMFG is that a rotting foot next to some lesbian shoes?

    Where the fuck is my toilet duck when I need it!

    Quick, someone ban a packard.
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    Oopsie.

    Screenshot 2023-04-18 at 20-52-03 Clash Report on Twitter.png

    https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1648036873179131907?s=20


    Reading elsewhere apparently it was a collision between two tanks and one ran up on the other, dislocating the turret.

    Must've been going pretty fast to do that to the turret. If Leopard 2 is anything like an Abrams, the turret weighs 20 tons or more.
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    Folks may, or may not, want to listen to this podcast episode about that particular idiot:

    https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...sode/the-very-stupid-man-who-stole-113697125/

    I'm not going to swear to the veracity of everything in the episode, but I will note that they're the only ones who've said, "This isn't the first time something like this has happened" in everything I've encountered on the story. I'm not digging for them but I know we've had a couple of threads on idiots who've done this in the past and we've all pretty much agreed that it was Dayton levels of idiocy.
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  17. Tuckerfan

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    Dude also looks like he was going to turn into a mass shooter.

    https://twitter.com/eliothiggins/status/1651490777015500800?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

    And probably something else judging by his nightstand.

    IMG_4417.jpeg
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  18. RickDeckard

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    China are stepping up their efforts to broker a peace deal.

    Link

    This could be huge.
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  19. Tuckerfan

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    Oh, and he reportedly had $9K worth of guns. Yeah, he strikes me as a real sane fellow. Nope. Not the least bit suspicious at all.
  20. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    If Ukraine thinks it can kick Russia out of Crimea there's no chance this happens. Nor should it. And they've been down this road before. Why would Ukraine ever trust Russia to keep a peace deal?
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    I honestly don't know what to make of this
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    Wait, what?

    The FBI Found a Bazooka in Alleged Pentagon Leaker's Home

    How'd this motherfucker get a bazooka and nobody noticed?
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  23. RickDeckard

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    Well, if one considers that perhaps the Ukranians are not about to roll back the Russian advances any time soon, and that the Chinese have a clear geopolitical interest in being the peacemaker here, having already used to war to turn Russia into a vassal...
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    Sure the Ukrainian Spring Offensive(s) might be as big a nothing burger as the Russian Winter Offensive but why should Ukraine negotiate as if that is a given?

    They have nine new Western trained and armed brigades and three new Ukrainian trained and armed ones they have been holding in reserves for this.

    They should get the chance to punch back before we try and force them into conceding defeat and their territory (and people! Remember Bucha and all the torture chambers and mass graves uncovered in Kharkov and Kherson?) to the mercy of Putin?

    And why should they trust any peace deal China makes for Putin? There are good reasons to believe it would just Munich all over again.
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    Who said anything about forcing them to do anything? Obviously if they don't like Chinese proposals then they won't go anywhere.
  26. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Putin just signed a law that allows them to forcibly remove any Ukrainian that doesn't hold a Russian passport from any territory in the former Ukraine. This has always been about the destruction of the Ukrainian people.
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    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    In other news, Ukraine's psyops are on point. Evidently they've targeted confused pensioners to attack military recruitment offices as 'secret missions to weed out terrorists.' There's been at least 16 of these attacks! All of them by the elderly, many of them done in full sight of the authorities as gams throws a molotov cocktail at the recruiters to help mother russia.

    Weaponizing old people's cognitive decline seems to be the new trend. Hell, it worked on Fox News viewers, it worked on Brexiteers, why not keep the confusion help the good guys for a change.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/pro-war-russians-duped-torching-161032316.html
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    Neither the Russians, nor the Chinese are trustworthy.
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