Talk, talk, talk but FF still doesn't answer a question tangent from political meme thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by tafkats, May 4, 2023.

  1. Nyx

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    Same. I'm done engaging with them. You explain one thing, and they've already moved on to the next strawman. It never ends, because stupidity is a renewable resource, and they never run out of their supply. Meanwhile, humans with critical thinking skills usually have other things to do, and complex emotions that prevent them from just vomiting inanities 24/7 on a message board.
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  2. Diacanu

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    I know. Intellectually, I know. :whew:
    But it's addicting, like Tetris, or that one porn where the tiny Asian lezzes out on the redhead Amazonian.
    :shrug:
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  3. Nyx

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    ...go on.
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  4. Spaceturkey

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    I've been playing Railroad Tycoon 2 for 25 years.

    It's not as predictable as playing these two, but...
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    Just finished some work. Went to a fair at my kids school. federal farmer doesn’t have kids. Because he has no penis.
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  7. The Original Faceman

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    So I’ve heard.
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  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    it must be true... a celebrity has said so!
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    A man came up to me the other day. He was retired military. A brave, brave, man, one of the bravest I've ever met. And he had tears in his eyes. He said to me, "Sir, you have to let the people know that FF has no dick. And you have to also tell them that the only way FF can have a dick again is if we re-elect you as our President." So, there you have it, folks. If you want to end our long national nightmare of FF not having a dick, then you need to elect me as your President. That's all there is to it.
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    You deserve what you EARN, child. And if you want the freedom of an adult, you accept the CONSEQUENCES of an adult. Sometimes that means your choices have left you destitute. There is no rationalizing and pontificating your way out of that.
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  13. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    and what asshole sitting on his ass gets to decide what one "earns"?
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  14. Diacanu

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    The thread so far...

    FF- *Posts gross racist/sexist/transphobic meme*

    Tafkats- Please explain the joke.

    FF- The libs were supposed to be owned! Help me, Hitler's Ghost!! :calli: :whew:

    HG- Say explaining it ruins it. :yes:

    FF- Jenee says it wasn't funny.

    HG- Fuck her, just stand by that it's funny. :yes:

    FF- They're ripping me a new asshole! :cry:

    HG- Just lay low for a bit. Maybe they'll forget. :calli:

    FF- *Whines about being unable to ignore mods*

    HG- Dummy!! Dummy! Did I tell you to do that?!?! :mad:

    FF- *Whines about Trump being misquoted*

    HG- Hey!! Stop going off-script!! I told your dumb ass to lay low! Maybe down in Argentina.
    Okay, okay, we're in the shit now...um....do "but communism tho!!".

    FF- But communism tho!!!

    HG- Yes!! It's working. Phew, okay, we're digging out of this. They're not talking about the meme anymore.
    Now try "but the whistleblowers tho!!".

    FF- But the whistleblowers tho!!

    HG- It's working!! We're gonna get out of this!!
    Um...do "asylum seekers tho!!".

    FF- Won't that throw me right back into the racism hole?

    HG- Do it!!!! I hate them so much!!!!!!

    FF- Asylum seekers tho!!!

    WF- *Tears FF 10 more assholes*

    FF- I'm getting slaughtered!! Why did I listen to you?? I thought you were my friend!! :cry:

    HG- Calm down, calm down, I've got this. I didn't destroy Germany in a big fat temper tantrum by being stupid.

    FF- They're bringing up my crimes!!! My hideous alcoholic crimes!! This hurts so much!! :(

    HG- I told you, I've got this. Hang on...get back to the asylum seekers!!

    FF- Really??! :wtf:

    HG- Do it. :brood:

    FF- Everyone's pickin' on me!!! *Whines about everyone picking on him on the board*

    HG- Dammit, you're losing focus!! Concentrate! Play it cool!

    WF- *Gets back to the meme*

    HG- Fuck!! All that distraction for nothing!!! Um...ride the ropes! Shift the burden of proof!
    Throw a race card meme in there! Try "but Fouci tho!!".

    FF- It's working!! :polarslam2:

    WF- FF has no dick.

    FF- What now, Hitler? :cry:

    HG- Ffft, I'm done. :shrug:

    FF- :cry:

    HG- Hey, don't cry, little fella; at least you still got to call the former first lady ugly. And a man. And isn't that what really matters in life? :itsokay:

    FF- Yeeaahhh. :happytears:

    HG- Well, I have to go back down to Hell. Bye. :waving:

    FF- Bye, Hitler! I love you! :waving:

    HG- *Fidgets awkwardly*

    FF- Say it back!!! :mad:

    HG- *Runs*
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    Should have used 'Dumkopf', not 'Dummy' :async:
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  16. Diacanu

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    Universal translator. :?:
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    Great News Everyone!

    We’ve located one of Comer’s mysterious “whistleblowers” that has all the dirt on the Biden Crime Family:

    U.S. Attorney announces charges against co-director of think tank for acting as an unregistered foreign agent, trafficking in arms, violating U.S. sanctions against Iran, and making false statements to federal agents

    https://twitter.com/sdnynews/status/1678514463052296192
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    Holy fuck. This could actually more than just a display of every accusation is an admission but an actual story:

    "Luft agreed to covertly recruit and pay, on behalf of principals based in China, a former high-ranking U.S. govt official (Individual-1), including in 2016 while the official was an adviser to the then-President-elect {Trump}"

    https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/co-d...ered-foreign-agent-trafficking-arms-violating
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