Because he's watching you closer than Trump at a Teen USA Pageant?
On one hand, fuck Giuliani. On the other hand, fuck Giuliani.
I hope Jon Stewart pisses on his grave.
Dayton has committed to never beating his wife in the future.
Kill yourself, pedo.
@Steal Your Face sees nothing wrong with a private show from teenagers since they have boobs.
Clinton won by a 12% margin in the primaries for total votes. It wasn't close enough for me to say that any collusion between the DNC and Clinton's...
Not saying it is overall impossible, but the system we have right now in the US has always made a third party unviable because of game theory. If...
People thinking a third party is viable on a national level without another party essentially dying (see: The Federalist Party, The Whigs, etc.) have...
To be fair to Biff, there at least is an alternative reality where he’s successful (in a Trump way).
Don't worry, we can still call FF "Tomalak's Gloryhole"
He left his mom’s echo chamber at birth but then created his own. How long until his parents start seeing how late you can get an abortion?
As long as @Paladin can feel safe from gays, what is a little genocide?
Neither; the dead feel nothing.
In @RickDeckard ’s eyes, killing Jews is stabilizing the world.
You’ve officially gone Mad(agascar)
I guess we can consider the issue closed out now.
While she was sitting on his face.
So much winning.
"If MOSSAD and US forces are hiding in hotels because their bases were blown up, then I'm absolutely fine with them being targeted there" - right...
I am impressed how you managed to contradict yourself in the span of a paragraph. Just say what you want to say: "Civilian causalities are fine if...
I have lived up to the standard of proof already set on the incident in this thread.
It seems those school girls were killed by an Iranian missile that misfired.
It’s at least better than just accepting whatever fits your own preferred narrative.
Via corroborating stories from competing media.
Well they’re not the Pro-Pence ticket for sure…
So Israel media is bad but Iran media is good? All state backed media is bad, my friend.
I know a great way to make this reboot go away @Steal Your Face - killing yourself.
Charlie Kirk gets to skip doing his taxes this year… I’m a bit jealous.
Jesse Jackson gets to the afterlife and is greeted by Zeus “I’m sorry Jesse Jackson, but I am for real!”
Suicide can be an option for @Steal Your Face, @TheLonelySquire , and @Paladin
Looking for criteria of where to vacation?
I never realized before that our system sucks; thank you for opening my eyes.
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If the goal is to get people home, then you should kill yourself to get back to Hell.
Good thing Paladin doesn’t have kids.
Okay, Paladin.
Your eternal soul… lol
This is the kind of Christianity that TLS loves.
I just wish they would stop edging them.