THEY TOOK AR JEEERRRBS! [img]
Here's hoping such a concentration of hate and outrage will create a vortex so powerful Phelps and others who think like him will be sucked into the...
I LOATHE grits. :vomit: waits for the wave of hatred his fellow southerners will inevitably pour onto this post.
And the brutal reign of terror the Soulja Boy visits on the unwitting public continues unabated. :jayzus:
I like to wear bright orange shirts with either Beaker from the muppets or Quagmire square in front. Dignity has no meaning to me. :D
And some nuns pack heat! [img]
It's been said so eloquently before: The three worst words in the English language: "Billy Mays here!"
It's the precursor to the Brimley Diabeetus stache. [img]
Bully! [img]
I've only pushed my sentra up to 80ish when driving on the country back roads of my old stomping grounds. Then I tried going 75 in a construction...
I'll be perfectly honest, I really don't find her all that attractive. :shrug: Let the hate flow through you.
Sounds like THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
What did he do to deserve it? :bergman:
You never know, some people on the street might just be telling the absolute truth: [img]
Well then let's see you jump into the mind of teh Baba and see how he thinks, mister high and mighty, mister "my name is an obscure Dune reference."
Woh's your favorite lesbian, Number 6 or Amdiral Cain, Wayne Jarvis? nearly faints from the exhaustion of channeling Baba Never again.
Did anyone notice, when the temple was first "opened" by the sand trick, the music from "War of the Worlds", note for note, was playing? I could...
Gary Owens only needs to hang on long enough to narrate another Space Quest game. If that makes him immortal, all the better for him.
I don't know about y'all, but I'd gladly ride in this:
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!!
I am called Steve. He is also called Steve. We are all called Steve.
I liked it, found it entertaining and really enjoyed the Janitor from Scrubs' cameo. :D Didn't see the alien thing coming, but in a world where...
Yes. I can see into the future and Caprica will win EVERY AWARD EVER MADE.
Well, yup, it's true now: (Insert a list of smilies based on your political side of the spectrum) The senator is dead, long live the senator
I'm pretty sure I've seen every episode of all the series. But a good amount of them only when they first aired in the early/mid 90s and I was thus...
I was pissed off every time the president interrupted the ninja turtles. :(
I just assumed 20 something years in the deep desert and 20 something years in complete darkness plus mechanical life support prematurely aged them.
No, Luke, I am your father.
There is no sex in the champagne room.[/Chris Rock]
I know the truth. I went to a hypnotist and remembered everything. My book will be on sale for 3 payments of $19.99.
I had three options of the body of this post, but was too lazy to do any of them: 1) Write in the style of an 8 year old having a tantrum and...
A brand new car! [img] (I'm serious)
You fools, you foolish fools! Don't you know it was polar refraction from a US government test of a Tesla earthquake generator!?!?!? They're...
Y'know, technically, a factoid is a piece of information that looks true, but is, in fact, false. :nerd: :hugenerd:
We're all crazy Mennonites Livin' in an Amish paradise I performed the SHIT out of that song in my 8th grade talent show. Even had myself a coat,...
I'm sure everyone's seen this before, but for that one shut-in who never surfs beyond their comfort zone, here's the above swimmin' baby now: [img]
At least Gore could recite his Futurama lines and get a few uncomfortable laughs from the nerds who recognize them. "I have ridden the mighty...
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