Send UA back to the 1950's with amnesia of his time of origin, and he'd totally be howling with the mob as they burned Elvis records. There's no...
In my 20's, a guy rode my ass with his brights on, and I snapped, pulled over and let him pass, and then we had a Batman vs Penguin chase for a...
"Performing this service". :rolleyes:
If you want a cookie, and I demand you have a cookie, and you say "fuck you, I don't want a cookie now", that's not defying my will, and that's...
Looks like "Armageddon" with climate change done "Tropic Thunder" style. :chris:
If you said that into a mirror you'd die.
"....who albeit likes gay people and abortion but says the r word and has an edgelord conservative boyfriend". So Jenee? :diacanu:
Utah bans Stephen King novella collection from public schools. Apt Pupil has a kid falling under the sway of a Nazi, and becoming a school shooter,...
That's why I like the fan theory that it's all Kirk's dream, and they never really left the campsite. ;)
Yhep, time to dump Slush Puppie on its motherboard.
The one thing it does add to the canon is it's the one where Kirk saves the whole universe. Which explains the big ass-cheek-spreading favors he got...
He's too out of shape and sick to walk it, and paranoid security couldn't let him use a rascal or a golf cart, so they had to wheel him out in the...
"True to the characters" is the key. "Insurrection" and "Nemesis" are considered the other really bad ones, and those assrape the TNG characters....
Carter wrote a whole book called "Peace, Not Apartheid".
If you think I interpreted the dictionary wrong, you hate the dictionary. If I love kittens and Israel, and you hate Netanyahu, you're an anti-semite...
Fucker you've USED that argument, you rampagingly obtuse dipshit. Jesus fucking Christ.
*Anticipating* "Duhr! What's Westin Hills? :huh:". Get out of here, tourist!!!!!! :mad:
I always come up with these fanfics in my head, but since when do the studios care this much? It'll be a Matrix-ified remake of "Dream Warriors" but...
No almost about it.
Yeah, but that so easily could have been a Brandon Lee situation. :shrug:
Yup, he's destined to die in the arms of wicked Feleena. :diacanu:
Whelp!! Bye, bye, Susan Collins! So much for her post-Platner victory lap. :corn:
Ducks engage in necrophilia. God didn't do shit about it.
Just like UA probably got hard for Captain Angel, CU's favorite pornstar is probably Vienna Black.
Congress and the supreme court are like the kid who goes "*waving hands near face* I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!...
The only other way I can see that wouldn't be a hard reboot would be a sequel-boot. Like Star Trek '09. The short-lived Marvel comic introduced the...
I missed! :doh:
One positive side-effect of the Warners/Paramount merger, is it clears up the ownership rights of Freddy, and unclogs the sequel nozzle. I just wish...
8 episode prequel series about Jason's mom. Played by 00's Velma. [media]
I just might pop in "In The Mouth Of Madness" again.
"People like him" is itself a subjective emotion-driven judgement. Fucking man-Daria.
Does he think we're gonna be sobbing and wearing armbands for goddamned Pelosi? :wtf: :chris:
I was blasting through "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" in 4th grade. Would have been 3rd, but I didn't find it until then. Now math on the other...
He's obsequiously bootlicking Pinhead now.
He's really easy to terrify. Quaking little pussy.
I've recently discovered it in FETV reruns. It's easily the best of the Jack Webb produced shows. A gem! :yes:
Put it this way, a lot of scam callers pretend to be Spectrum, and it's reeeaaally hard to know the difference. You get the same weird obsequious...
Mooshing up wads of General Tso's chicken makes about as much sense. Maybe she's really making ASMR porn for her freakier constituents.
:rolleyes:
You're not an island, fella. You live at the whim of your boss.