They kind of played a long-game practical joke with the spore drive. After all that struggling with making it work, and making it non-fatal, and...
Well....it wasn't irrational to fear the early Mormons. Joseph Smith encouraged his followers to rob and steal, and Brigham Young was a homicidal...
If votes were worthless, certain people wouldn't be working so hard to steal it from you.
"Madame Web" is "The Room" level bad, and there was more enthusiasm for hate-watching that trainwreck than there is about this one, which seems at...
When I see some rich brats like young Donnie Trump get their legs blown off, and their eyes shrapnel-ed out, we can talk the meritocracy of the...
Well, now it turns out this accuser was the one the Republicans thought they had, and were crowing about, but she pulled back because she agreed with...
I care. :diacanu:
Well, then that wraps it up for your precious capitalism.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've got your brochure pitch memorized by now. No one is really good. Goodness is a conspiracy warming you up for a fucking. Only...
No, I've met bald guys with lumberjack beards who were really nice, and not at all assholes.
Unlike the last accuser, this one has corroborating evidence.
As a disk collector; season 1 is split into 2 parts, so you have to find 3 disks. There may be a merged version of season 1, but there wasn't one...
Why do these people with closets full of skeletons even run? With so much at stake in this country, why fuck everything up? Goddammit. :no:
It's Wal-Mart. They'll lower the price of beef by fucking you harder up the ass on tires and car batteries or something.
I'm sure he thinks he's smooth and slick, and pats himself on the back for being so.
I thought that was Bart.
My dark theory is that Yeardly Smith has Jennifer Lien level mental health problems (she has mentioned suicide attempts in interviews), and Matt...
They WANT black people to feel that way. And really, they'd like Jewish people to feel that way.
Back at you, Litterbox Man.
Well, shit, looks like we're losing the Senate. :sigh:
"Maybe" my ass. If a kid took an Oreo out of your cookie jar, you'd deershot their face off, and we all know it.
You've written the page equivalent of Hitchiker's Guide quintilogy on just trans hate. You've got plenty to say, jabberjaws. Don't pretend to be a...
Let's play with the idea that that's true. You'd think you'd figure out by now that boiling your beliefs down to a few caveman grunts isn't fucking...
Yet again, if you want HBO quality space SF, Ursula Le Guin's Hainish series is where it's at. :bailey: :yes: And yet again, I hope they never adapt...
Yeah, but MAGAs and UAs alike will just be all "Nuh uh!! Nuh uh!! Nu uh!! :lalala:".
Says the guy who thinks there's a chomo pandemic because Judy Blume books aren't being burned, but then isn't out killing real chomos.
Go to fucking Colorado "a man is an island, so there!" guy.
*Googles Exo6 to see the quality of their wares* *Immediately gets their Captain Angel in Google image results* OMFG, it's destiny. We have to pitch...
It probably doesn't help that my next door neighbor's granddaughter was squished by a drunk driver. And three of my classmates were squished...
Cars are the tyranny. I never got the joy out of them that Americans are supposed to have. I wasn't proud when I learned to drive. I wasn't proud...
Oh, I thought it was gonna be this Garnett on Mars... [media]
A baby born when TVH came out is having ulcers and hemorrhoids over his 401k. :diacanu:
This is just the collateral damage we have to accept in order to wage the war on imaginary dog-eating Haitians.
Carol Burnett show a couple nights ago had a skit parodying the country music awards. Everyone had Conway Twitty pompadours, and Lyle Waggoner sang a...
If I were, I'd stir my finger in your iced tea. :nyer:
Anyway, I'm sure if in 1976, you were a parent of a 'Nam vet or a Kent State student who had to bury their own kid, kissing a fairground Uncle Sam...
Okay, Archie Bunker. :pathead:
*Sigh* I mean, there's that old Bill Hicks joke based on fact that test audiences were turned off by the extended lesbian scenes in "Fatal...
The confederate government was indistinguishable from Nazis. The antebellum "Gone With The Wind" romance they've been painted with over the decades...
Ah, yes. I remember the 200th.... Baby Dicky- Gurgle gurgle gooo.... Alien- *Phases his ET finger into Dicky's brain. Mass download commences*...
