Given that jobs are not actually mentioned in the story, it would appear not. It's also interesting that a decrease in retail sales gets the...
The type of guy who's so bothered by failing at a sport that he would consider extreme measures to make himself look better ... is not a guy who's...
I had not been paying very close attention, and I seriously assumed that all the pictures of gold shoes were Photoshop jobs intended to mock Trump....
I'm on my phone and the first one I zoomed in on was Asamiya, which I had never heard of, so I legitimately thought "Wow, there's a language whose...
Neither of them is a convicted felon, so by Republican Speaker of the House standards, they're both doing pretty well.
It's weird that Republicans are so terrified of drag queens, considering how much of the drag aesthetic is identical to evangelical right-wing...
What the fuck are you even trying to say? Inflation is what it is. It's measured by the cost of goods and services in the market, and that's what...
Is there any lie you won't swallow and then regurgitate if it involves something you desperately want to believe?
For what feels like the hundredth time, I have to ask: Are you really this fucking stupid, or are you just being dishonest in the hopes that other...
Indeed. Legislation that puts amendments into practice can be helpful, to be sure. The 18th Amendment only said that the "manufacture, sale, or...
Huh? No. Congress has precisely zero power to unilaterally amend the Constitution. The 21st Amendment, which overturned the 18th, was proposed by...
The perfect age for dating Republican men!
There's no way this can be true. Though it could be one of those "most disproportionately popular per state" type things.
Dude, I just gave you four good arguments, rooted in case law and backed up by solid logic. Why jump right back to a bullshit one? The reason it's...
Oh, Vox crossword editors. How could you? [ATTACH]
The coping continues. [ATTACH]
First, you need to call in sick to work so you can do it. Second, you need livestream it and spend the rest of the day lying in bed counting your...
Once again, to be true to the phrase "skin as white as snow," she should be an albino. And I'm sorry that Disney not being a dick to people with...
They also didn't store it in a bathroom at a public resort. That's before getting into all of the other differences between the two cases. The...
In fairness, "Recep Tayyip Erdogan" is a lot harder to say when you have Vladimir Putin's cock in your mouth.
Well, the state of Rhode Island does take its name from an actual island, but most of the population is on the mainland.
Even if it didn't, her explicit statement that that's what she intends to do would.
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When you wait that long to wake up, it's too late.
Well, Hawaii seems like such an obvious answer that I'm looking for some way it might be a trick question. But I can't find any, so I'll make that my...
If Republicans are in charge and the focus of the investigation is a Democrat, the investigator will be a Republican. If Democrats are in charge and...
All right, @Steal Your Face, I'm gonna make your argument for you, because watching you flail and run around in circles is just getting to be too...
In other words: The Republican special counsel is frustrated that he couldn't find a plausible rationale to indict Biden, so he was determined to...
Risk-aversion. Same reason that Doubleday would rather publish a new John Grisham novel than an equally good book by somebody who isn't world-famous....
The wedge is already there. You're just trying to make sure kids with shitty parents don't have a lifeline.
Assuming that's true — and who knows — I'm conflicted. On the one hand, for a 75-year-old man, choosing to forego chemotherapy would be a completely...
Allow me to pre-empt Federal Farmer by pointing out that it was not a Republican filibuster. At the same time, allow me to be far more honest than...
The people who remained unemployed are literally right there in the statistics, dipstick. Depending on what you're arguing, I may agree. It is worth...
In light of the economy's stubborn and oh-so-annoying refusal to collapse, Federal Farmer has had to resort to posting stories about how people feel...
Don't worry, if there are still four Republicans who aren't absolutely shrieking bugfuck insane, they're sure to be primaried soon.
Those Israeli monsters!
No, it's not. Around 131,000 South Carolinians voted in the 2024 Democratic primary, making up just around 4% of registered voters statewide....
Same reason people in the country are way more terrified of city crime than people who actually live in cities. Night after night of Fox News...
The 4% figure can only be achieved by using the Democratic primary turnout as the numerator and the total number of registered voters as the...
Yep. BLM and Antifa tried to burn it down at the same time as Seattle, but were stymied because too many of them were in drag.
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