I'd ask your doctor about the feasibility of surgically removing the stick up your ass, but hey.
Well, as long as your doctor is in agreement, you do you. I mean, do whatever you want, but I hope you are consulting with a provider regularly....
I'd have gone with the Cleveland Savages. Maybe make Christopher Columbus the mascot so people don't get the wrong idea.
Are you on any blood pressure meds? I'd be surprised if it was just the weight causing hypertension.
This quote seems a tad antithetical to your stated philosophy. Who's imposing these standards? I can see you having a real problem if it's @Diacanu....
I thought it was a guy wearing a black robe and carrying a scythe?
FTFY.
But she was dead the whole time, right? Twist!
I don't know what I like better, the Cleveland Cunts or the Cleveland Zodiac Killers.
I bet Christopher and Timo Salominomimi are all revved up.
If you want to brag, just brag. You don't have to add all that teachers should work summers shit.
I'm more of a Special Olympics guy. Seriously, I've gone for work. They're no-shit, uinironically inspiring.
If we really wanted children to succeed in the real world, we'd focus on teaching them how to kiss ass, look busy when they're not doing shit, and...
Holding the 2021 Olympics in the midst of a global pandemic is a tragic act of hubris. This can't end well.
Wow.
Meow, meow. Meow meow. @Diacanu can have no pie.
I'm poor as hell. Just saying.
Indeed.
Hey, Idaho and Maine--potatoes. That's synergy.
Yeah. Trump-Lite professional asshole Paul LePage is running for another term in Maine after already serving two. Hopefully RCV will kill his...
Unfortunately, the morons who won't get vaccinated are starting to kill those who are vaccinated but have shitty immune systems, etc. But they know...
No one actually said Iceland's strict policy was okay. But adjecent to your point, I do think that strict immigration laws worldwide are a huge...
Wow, my 13-day-in-a-row stretch (with less overtime than you'd think due to pay periods) is suddenly looking a little... oppressive.
Couldn't critical race theory be bundled into your average Sociology 101 course without much issue?
If you didn't yell "Play Free Bird!" why were you even there?
Oh good, something to look forward to.
Damn, the Moon really is a harsh mistress.
The better question is, does "Sloop John B" belong on Pet Sounds? I would argue it does not. Reeks of studio interference.
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If you pussies don't want to pay high health care costs, don't get sick. Personal responsibility!
Agony Booth. Is it weird that I have a sudden urge to commit a crime right now?
[media] So sad.
Wait, I thought Covid was 100% definitely created in a lab, and any other theory was hopelessly stupid and naive?
What a fucking weird analogy.
Steve Jobs wept.
But maybe that's exactly what a person who was just inventing a character out of thin air WOULD have bothered to look up. Verisimilitude is...
I'm offended by that. Oldfella almost certainly had nice man-tits of his own. Or he did, before he died.
Running out of food for yourself and your animals sounds like a problem with a built-in solution to me.
Yeah, you gotta hit it and quit it, girl.
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