If we are going to use the abortion/religion law making as an example let us consider why. Most "Christians" opposed to abortion do so because they...
You're right, not a good spoof, but I miss old football head... :(
Personally, I'm gonna use the hole intended for reception for sex and keep my pooper for just that. I shit on people I DON'T like, why would I smear...
See?
There are more reasons for enemas than not eating a high fiber diet. Constipation has more causes than not eating enough or not dropping a deuce...
Why do you disapprove of the buckle, sir?
First, I would like to point out that Flo has no chin. Who's going to put the pillow cases on your pillows? Second...
I prefer the S.O.S. pad...
Did you read the links? It wasn't one old E.R. patient that informed me of the risk of sphincter prolapse. I've read it in several articles and...
I was a nerd. I played french horn in the band, was on the speech and debate team. I was gawky and of course I didn't date in school. All my...
When I worked E.R. We had in an older individual that kept asking for tampons. This seemed a bit odd to me because the patient was neither female...
I think I might. We've got this neat little hole-in-the-wall bar about 1.5 miles down the road. I've never had to buy my own beer. Those guys will...
LOL I never packed. We knew the wife of the guy that owned the gun shop where my dad bought his ammo. She was my English teacher and kept a .357...
Expelling a 7 year old for having a toy gun is ridiculous. I can understand a warning and saying, "This sort of thing should not be here at school....
OMG I love Oreos! You could kill Chaos and I would be ok if you gave me a life-time supply of Oreos. Not Hydrox-Os. It has to be the real thing....
Catholic Priests, not preachers.
I live in a village in AZ. The police in my state have no jurisdiction laws.
Re: Dont pay for fire service, watch your hosue burn This is an fairly long thread and I am lazy. I do not know if this was mentioned. EMS workers...
You can never go wrong with jeans and a t-shirt. One could even make that outfit semi formal with the right accessories...I went "chick" again,...
Freud was a fraud who projected his own fears on others. Simply because someone doesn't like something it does not mean they are afraid of it. I...
I say let them sag their pants. It makes the police chase all the more comical. I love when the little tubby police officers catch the suspect...
My favorite mispronunciations of all time were heard when I worked at a K-8th public school. "Libary" and "supposebly" used to make me cringe! It...
Ultimate cheese! Please tell me you have that DVD collection, Tamar! I need to know I'm not the only one!
We'll know for sure when we read a case like this in which a bystander pulls the perp from the vehicle and smashes his penis with a hammer!
The only thing gay about the Cello music that Apostle listens to is that it isn't performed by Madam Jacqueline Du Pre. I find The Yo-Yo's music...
A 40 of Old English? Then you know the importance of a cold one in this arid climate and temperatures that rival with that of Hell.
He did a great service for the druid culture. http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_6947/is_1_3/ai_n28132814/ That's a bit interesting too.
A freakishly thick belt and one of the most redneck belt buckles I have ever seen! It's got a bottle opener on it!
As much as I can not stand Gin, it tastes like acetone smells, I am intrigued by your concoction. Perhaps I will give it a try some day.
But it's part of my morning routine! I shower, I brush my teeth, I light up, I get dressed!
That's not a very good going away present!
Marso and Elwood are two of the coolest guys to drink too. Beer and their posts=laughter
If I wasn't married it would be Jeffery Dean Morgan or Gerard Butler. I've been lead to believe that Gerard Butler is a bit of an ass so I have...
Yeah, I looked everywhere in my house for them and when I messaged her about them she said she had no idea where they were. "Being that you used...
No one is allowed to go to my second page until I get my sheet sets back!
I would not hit it, but I am wearing her underwear.
All I can think of is how many over sized women try to wear fashions not suitable to their figure now. Just imagine if spray clothing really DID...
The bitch stole my two sheet sets! Who does that?
Julianne Moore
Wow, who'd have thunk that a few neg reps would ruin your day so? I've never been petty. I just disagree with your brainless comments far more than...
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