A Thought on Preventing Drunk Driving...

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  1. Crosis36

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    I think you may be misunderstanding the reference.
    We're saying you are UA's "beard", IE he uses you as an alibi to prove he is fully straight.
    This is also why I said Coyote's request for bearded male analingus would go over more smoothly with UA.
    The home is UA is a self-hating closested gay man. That really has nothing to do with you.
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  2. jenee8204

    jenee8204 Fresh Meat

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    lie to yourself all you want. but you are just as subject to saying moronic, idiotic shit as UA or anyone else on this board is.
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  3. Crosis36

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    Well, that is true. We can all say stupid shit sometimes.
    The difference between UA and me is, I'm willing to engage in honest discussion about it with you, as opposed to insulting you for being offended.
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  4. jenee8204

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    you mean the 'perceived' difference.

    nothing happens in a vacuum. and you returned in the middle of one.
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    :rotfl:

    Did you burst into flames when you typed that?
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  6. Volpone

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  7. Crosis36

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  8. matthunter

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    Saw new posts and hoped for a second it was "take Kash's car keys away".
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  9. Volpone

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  10. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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  11. Volpone

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    You know that thing they do for Thanksgiving, where you trace your hand on paper and make it a turkey? I used to do something kind of like that, but the Staples near me closed and now it's too much of a pain in the ass to get 11x17 paper.
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  12. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    I have literally no idea.
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