Wait, do you hear that....(inaudible)...what is that? Oh, it's @The Flashlight crying! I'm sorry to see @Anna and @John go and i want to thank you for your hard work in overseeing this insane asylum. And to @Dr. Krieg, heh, maybe me and @Faceman can come up with a welcome gift for you.
I would like to know more about Dr. Krieg's qualifications. For example, what field is his degree in, exactly?
@John, it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. You made the right decision in the end -- nobody liked the direction you took. You should learn to tolerate voices that are different from your own and develop an appreciation for variety. Diversity can be an awesome thing if you give it a chance, but it can't survive artificial manipulation. It requires an environment of freedom to thrive, but disappears entirely when force is used to silence opposing views.
No, that was me, from the future. See, at 20 years old I was a whiny bitch, so at 30 I got the idea to go back in time and steal my phone to toughen myself up. Turns out it worked.
That deserve 4/5 orange slices. ...and hey, you weren't as stupid as I was to hand over your phone to a guy on a bike that says he's waiting on the bus and takes off with it after you've boarded.
A phone can be replaced. Not helping a stranger who is potentially in need forever darkens the world. You took your chances, it didn't work out. Shrug.