I thought we had a general Florida thread, but I couldn't find it. We certainly do have plenty of threads about that special state, though! http://wordforge.net/index.php?search/2268090/&q=florida&o=date&c[title_only]=1 Anyway, maybe we should have a general thread, I'll kick things off with this gem: POLICE: BURGLAR WHO HID FROM POLICE EATEN BY GATOR #StopTheMadness #GatorApocalypse #FloridaWinning
It is time for the gunnuts to start telling us how they need to sleep with gators to protect their home from burglary. Look, the gator ate the bad guy one out of a billion times so we need the right to bear gators so that we can be safe from the world. You are taking away out right to protect ourselves by not allowing us to have gators in our houses. Damn gator grabbing Obama loving muslim liberals., BTW before anyone says anything I am actually on the fence with allowing guntards to have gators in their homes to protect them while they sleep. I am not up for public carry because we have enough trouble with Dog owners, and I can kick a chihuahua a few yards.
It is florida. Most people there have stories about the time they almost tripped over a gator. They are pretty common even in populated areas. You have to consider a burglar who is trying to hide is going to use a place gators go to rest.
I heard the late burglar's mom was on TV crying crocodile tears over what a "good boy" he was despite years of being a holy terror.
In other news that could only come from Florida, http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article45772970.html
Cool story, bro! This would make a good episode of "I Almost Got Away With It." Amazing though, these guys are smart, educated, capable - and they still choose a life of crime.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35534633 Florida man strikes again. A Florida man caught a wild alligator then tried to throw the live animal into the drive throw window at a local fast food restaurant. Claims to not understand why police arrested him.
Too late - someone has a thread about this (or a link about it perhaps). I advocate a complete gator ban! Look at Japan or Australia and tell me it can't be done successfully.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...students-including-members-football-team.html Another hot yet completely crazy female school teacher in Florida arrested for getting sexual with male students.
She sent them shots of herself in bra. I think they should be made available so that the public can determine if they are sexual in nature or not.
http://time.com/4216061/fatally-shot-hoverboard-fall/?xid=homepage More Florida man stupidity. Two teenage cousins were playing with hoover boards with one waving a gun around because that is what stupid people in Florida do. The elder cousin lost his balance, fell over, and accidently shot his cousin in the head killing him.
http://m.chron.com/crime/article/39...ested-for-34th-time-6849662.php#photo-9445601 A Florida man has been arrested after a high speed chase. This was the 34th high speed chase the 39 year old Florida man had done against the police.
You can blame the leftists who won't let us hang him from the nearest tree and ALSO refuse to put him in prison forever.
Really! How many times does he have to do this to prove he's a valid threat to the general public and will not do a 180 and turn his life around (no pun intended)? Guys like him are why some people should be locked up for life. Illinois is like this too, as are many other states. Fucking justice circus is a joke, and the laugh is on society.
YES! Now here are the people we need to lock up for life - those damn toddlers! This is taking the Barney Fife "nip it in the bud" concept to the next level. http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/23/africa/egypt-toddler-sentenced/index.html
