Are Gunshot Wounds A Pre-Existing Condition?

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  1. Tererune

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    The magical science teams from the fictional CSI couldn't differentiate all the different boot polish on your tongue. Not with the help of law and order, criminal minds, and Dr. fucking House helping them.
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    Way back when Obamacare first began I got it and went to the doctor because of the nerve pain and diabetes that was not yet diagnosed. The doctor sent me to get my legs sonogrammed but never tested my blood sugar or gave me a blood test. After three visits and the results of the sonogram of my legs revealed there were no vascular problems with my legs he still had not even talked about the diabetes I was talking about. I stopped health insurance at that point.

    A while later when I went to the poor clinic and Florida health department they showed me how to take my blood sugar, where to get cheap equipment, did blood tests, prescribed metformin for blood sugar problems, prescribed gabapentin for the nerve pain, had me sit with a dietician for an hour discussing how I could eat better, and sent me to physical therapy to learn how to exercise for my mobility loss.

    I will never give a dime to health insurance again. I will pay doctors directly, give to free clinics, and even pay taxes for state public healthcare for myself and others. I won't even take free subsidies for the health insurance people anymore. If they want to give me a subsidy I will sign it over to the free clinic or health department. Fuck everything about health insurance and health insurance companies. I would not even work for them, and I was up for working for the evil empire of TWC. There is a bottom and everyone in health insurance deserves the SAW treatment.
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    NYC remains the greatest city in the world.

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    This kind of reminds me of when the internet was crushing on one of the Boston Marathon bombers. Except fuck those guys, marathon runners never killed people for profit.
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    I apparently wasn’t clear with my post.

    All y’all giving me laughing rep.

    This isn’t funny this is a major fuck up.

    IAN FLEMING LIED!

    There is no sex in the middle of saving the world.

    NONE!

    Mission First you fine ass bitch!

    MISSION!

    FIRST!

    There are so many more vampire CEOs out there but you wanted some warm and slippery?!?

    BUCK THE FUCK UP SOLDIER!
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    FF will disagree because he is too young to get it and UA because he is too old.
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    The hero reaction to this is going to encourage more hopeless people to shoot up healthcare CEOs.

    I am good with this sort of increase in gun violence. If we have to have gun violence I look forward to the few stories about this and recognize they do not let most of us near them because they hate the poors so we are not going to be in the line of fire for this particular type of criminal.

    When they catch him I would like to know where to send some commisary money and if I am around write a book length of correspondence for them to pass the time.
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    Finally... the good guy with a gun theory has been demonstrated.
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    Boss I had in 2012 was there. At the time, I was glad he was unharmed. Looking back and remembering what a horrific year my 2012 was and why, he could have at the very least lost a fucking toe.
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    He’s a kid. You’re grown, you buck the fuck up.
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