Are you still Catholic? If so, go fuck yourself.

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  1. Tuckerfan

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  2. 14thDoctor

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    Poland is currently controlled by religious assholes that make Mike Pence look moderate. Fuck the Polish government.


    And oh yeah, why didn't everyones favourite Pope already punish this guy, since he's so very tolerant and not just saying the right stuff occasionally for the cameras? :chris:
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    Ya, Poland is just behind Hungary these days with its drift from liberalism. That won’t fly in the EU for long.
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    Good thing there isn't a nearby rival power to welcome them and their cartoonish bigotry with open arms. :marathon:
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    Pretty sure the Hungarians hate Russia more.
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  6. RickDeckard

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    I understand that there's some controversy in Catholic America about Joe Biden participating in pretend cannabilism while he continues to support abortion rights.

    Could be fun if they decided not to allow him.
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    The Catholics try this every time a non-Conservative gets elected anywhere, it just makes them look like idiots. Especially when they never complained about the conservative leader that opposed feeding the hungry and healing the sick.
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    Anything else falls to abortion rights to the Catholics. "The poor you shall have with you always" so why bother solving poverty?

    But it's not even about the souls of the unborn with them - they just know they'll run out of worshippers if they don't keep women pregnant (barefoot is optional).
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    Except that Biden himself is Catholic and presumably gives some kind of a fuck - unlike Trump.
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    They're been trying this shit with Canadian politicians for years.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/mart...-pope-condemns-politicians-hypocrisy-1.534860

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/tr...tance-amid-sharp-catholic-criticism-1.2649810

    But what about America, you might ask?

    In 1984, Cardinal John Joseph O'Connor, then archbishop of New York, considered excommunicating New York Governor Mario Cuomo.[19][20] He also condemned Cuomo's statements that support for abortion rights did not contradict Catholic teaching, but did not suggest that Cuomo should stop receiving communion.[21]

    In January 2003, Bishop William Weigand of Sacramento said Governor of California Gray Davis, a Catholic who supported abortion rights, should stop receiving communion.[9]

    In 2004, then-Archbishop Burke said he would not give communion to 2004 presidential candidate and Senator John Kerry, in part because of his position on abortion.

    In February 2007, as emerged two and a half years later, Bishop Thomas Tobin asked Representative Patrick Kennedy not to take communion because of his position on abortion.[27]

    In 2007, Burke said that he would deny communion to 2008 Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani because of his views on abortion, and that Giuliani should not seek the sacrament.[22]

    In May 2008, Kansas City, Kansas Archbishop Joseph Naumann said that then-Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius should stop receiving communion because of her support for abortion rights, and that she should not again take it unless she publicly stated that she opposed abortion rights.[28][29][30]

    After Joe Biden was nominated as a vice presidential candidate in the 2008 presidential election, Bishop Joseph Francis Martino of Biden's hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania, said Biden would be refused communion in that diocese because of his support for abortion.[8] Biden was not refused communion in his then-parish of Wilmington, Delaware.[31]

    In October 2019, Biden was refused communion by a priest at a church in Florence, South Carolina.[32] The priest indicated that he had followed a diocesan policy enacted in 2004. The bishop of Biden's home diocese in Wilmington, Delaware, W. Francis Malooly, said that he would not refuse communion in cases such as this.[33]

    On January 21, 2021, one day after his inauguration as president, Biden received communion from the hands of the archbishop of Washington DC, Cardinal Wilton Daniel Gregory. The event was condemned by conservative activist Austin Ruse, in Crisis magazine.[34]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucharist_denial_to_Catholic_politicians_over_abortion#Incidents
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    Yes, that is what I would tell a cop because you are a coward and you want others to do your dirty deeds.
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    Perfect. :yes:
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    Unlike their priests, who pose no threat to innocent people at all. :rolleyes:
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    Implying arson is still not doing it. Not that you should, but you aren't. It is like you punching Nazis. You would like to do it, but you are like the rest of us and leave it to the authorities. No need to play tough guy.
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    The Irish seem to be having second thoughts.
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    Karma's a bitch.
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    I know, I dated her a few years back.
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    Then she dumped you for Greg.
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    At least she did not dump him for marsha
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    That's definitely an exaggeration - albeit one borne of justified panic, as the younger generations are much less committed to it.
    Unless by "evidence of belief", he means the ability of the church to dominate and override the secular sphere. Which he might.
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    Religion has probably always been a mix of people with strong faith and people who just go along because it's the path of least resistance. When religion fails to keep up with modern values, it's no surprise that people in the latter group would start to abandon it entirely.

    I was talking about that "empathy is a tool of Satan" article the other day with a colleague who could probably be described as part of the religious left. She's completely disgusted with what most churches have become, but her personal sense of faith is strong enough, and internally driven enough, that she'll find her own path within the faith even if the institutions completely fail. But a lot of people -- possibly even the majority -- aren't like that. If the institutions fall down, they'll just say "fuck that noise" and leave completely.
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    Priests fear bishop is possessed after he falls for writer of satanic erotica

    And since you're all wondering:
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    There's a bit of a Gina from Brooklyn 99 vibe there. I'm not gonna blame the guy.
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    Bugger a kid? We'll cover for you.

    Have a consensual sexual relationship with an adult woman who writes some eccentric stuff? You must be possessed by Satan.
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    Imagine finding out that the landlord who's evicting you is a pedophile.
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    Guy's a layperson involved with the church. Methinks that more victims are going to be coming forward soon. You don't hit 75 and suddenly decide you're gonna start groping kids. You've been doing it for a long time.