Are you still Catholic? If so, go fuck yourself.

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    Pope Frank chides people for having pets instead of kids (BBC)

    More humans = more drainage on the natural environment, animal life, and the stability of the climate, not to mention that it saps the freedom of parents and their ability to contribute to their communities.

    He can go fuck himself. :yes:
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    I'll gladly father and raise exactly as many children as Pope Francis did. :bergman:
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    In the long run, having children is a contribution to your community, 'cause those kids are gonna be the ones running things and paying the bills when we're not able to anymore.

    However, the pope chiding people for not having kids brings to mind a certain quote from Earl Butz.
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    More kids = more Catholics, every spermicide is sacred.
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    Even Pope Palpy?
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    Pelosi banned from receiving communion due to her stance on abortion

    Would the bishops do the same to a Republican who supports capital punishment, or who is antagonistic to worker rights? How about the politicians from both sides who supported pre-emptive war in Iraq? All of this is also in violation of Catholic moral teaching.

    Of course they won't. All of that other stuff is squishy, but when it comes to controlling women's bodies, they don't fuck around.
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    Bishop works to hasten Vatican's slide into irrelevance
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    She just took a trip to St Peters - and got communion by the Pope.

    I'm against Churches in general, and the Catholic church should be sued out of existence, but while there is a pope this one is better than most.
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    Once I was old enough to understand the opulence that goes into Catholic churches and, worse, the living quarters for the priest, and that they still could not/would not feed those in need, I completely dismissed anything and everything about the Catholic church.
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    Remember, you can fuck with the kids, but don't fuck with the money.
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    Eh, I'd probably consider it a symbolic gesture or part of a customary ritual.

    But I'm also probably speaking out of my ass with that guess so
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    I looked at that shit too quick and thought the headdress was made out of beaver tails for a moment.
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    Well, this pope isn't the one who did it.

    And I have no trouble placing the chief's judgment over my own as to what's appropriate.
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