Are you still fucked? Then go unfuck yourself...

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  1. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    It's a new year, let's be a little more positive.
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  2. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I'm confident that we're all fucked.
    tafkats, Jan 14, 2022
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  3. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Fucking fuck you, you fucking fuck.
    RickDeckard, Jan 15, 2022
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  4. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Fuck.
    Fucking fucker.
    Bickendan, Jan 15, 2022
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :calli: is.....is my cock supposed to suck the cum back in?? :unsure:
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Unfuck yourself. Words to live by.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  8. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Far superior to the first runner up: Wait for someone else to unfuck you.
    Paladin, Jan 15, 2022
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  9. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    That deleted porn scene from Tenet is REALLY disturbing.
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  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Reminds me of the (apocryphal?) story of the Russian supervisor who said to his worker:

    "Нахуя дохуя нахуячили?! Расхуячивайте нахуй!"

    Every single word in this sentence has хуй as an element. Though the straight translation of this (VERY rude) word is "dick," here it can be taken as "fuck." So this is translated like this:

    "Why the fuck you fuck it so fucking much?! Unfuck it fucking totally!"

    :lol:
    Paladin, Jan 15, 2022
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  11. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    "I have to catch...what...with my...what?"
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