A girl I dated threw her glass at the bartender after she was cutoff by the bartender. In New Orleans. Yeah that was a shit show.
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck you are, I think. I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep, I bet. I just had tee martoonies but the drunker I stand here the longer I get. Sometimes I fool so feelish I don't know who I be. If you think I'm drunk, you ought to see me! What seems to be the ossifer, problem? Take me drunk, I'm home again...
I do not know if this quite fits. However, one night I am at this bar where my BFF from highschool was a bouncer. He is over at the door, and I am closing the place out and bullshitting with the DJ who is in his little DJ hole surrounded by all his equipment. There is this table where you can come up and make requests for the DJ at the side of his little DJ cubby. The DJ announces it is last call and he only has two songs left. here comes this dumb druk guy who does not want the night to end, and he comes over to the table where everyone has piled the glasses and empty bottles and starts yellin at the DJ that he has to play more songs because thisi guy still wants to drink and party. The DJ is real nice trying to say he is sorry but law says the bar has to close. Next thing I know drunk dick picks up a bottle and pounds it on the DJs head. Then he stumbles and knockes the table full of drinks into the DJs equipment causing the music to end, and the whole bar to go WTF. I look down at the guy and now he is really pissed off, and the DJ is holding his head. The guy is trying to get up and hit the DJ some more because he actually thinks the DJ is fighting him when it is really just gravity and drunk dicks legs that did him in. I look over the crowd leaving to the door where my friend the bouncer is now trying to get through the drunk people leaving who are in his way in this thin ass hall to the front door. So it is going to be a few before he gets there to save the DJ from drunk dick who is still trying to get up. So I push the table aside and decide I am going to distract drunk dick. That is when I start screaming out That I am not going to forgive him for busting up people's good time and in the name of the moon I am going to punish him, all while doing the sailor moon admonishment thing she does when she finally shows up. Drtunk dick is just looking at me along with everyone else, and then finally my friend gets there and drags drunk dick out to the parking lot where they beat him soundly while waiting for the cops to come. Of course, I then tried to do what I could to sop up the drink mess on the DJ's equipment. while the bartender treated his head. I wasn't the bartender, but it was a bar, and it was an intervention while waiting for the bouncer and police. I did stop the fight from continuing. Not that there was much to the fight since drunk dick did only get one hit and then he hit the floor.
drunk dick going to do what drunk dick going to do. That is why he is drunk dick. It is also why I started going to gay bars. There are a lot less drunk dicks at gay bars, while still having a bunch of drunk guys with dicks all over the place.