Because I know what is about to happen if I dont introduce myself, I am tererun

You might find you do not know me very well. I also spent 18 years deep into the sport of survival paintball. I love to play and am about good tournament level. I love to play scenario games which last over a weekend. I love D - Day at skirmish PA. I have created my own scenario game company and owned my own paintball field for a while. That sort of lifestyle has given me the look. Dude I can stare down 3 skinheads and two of their bitches at a ren fair dressed as a wench. We were the A team when our guys played paintball. We turned a Jeep cherokee into an offroad paintball tank with a fully operational turret and had the scenario field space to run it. Plus I was a self studied MCSE back in the day when the computer bubble was big. My father owned a video store when I was young and we stayed afloat when the local video rental business busted in putnam/westchester NY by becoming a porn shop. I was making money hand over fist selling porn and candy in high school to my friends and teachers. I was on the internet befor AOL was. I was trolling free speech in the alt.* on usenet. I was trolling furries, werewolves, and vampire hackers when you could do some freaky ass shit. I have been to furcons, anime cons, star trek cons, dandD roleplaying conventions. I have run my ouw LARPS and people would donate for me to run more. I am the gamemaster. I flamed message boards so bad they shut down. When they were good enough to beat me I trolled other armies who hated me to attack them. I am what you would call Chaos or Loki. And telling me I am scary is not going to bother me because I agree. I have done horrible things. I drove a FtM tranny to commit suicide. I was named in the suicide note, and this is a person I have never been within 1000 miles of. I have been to jail too in all of this. So yeah in your little world I am the big bad, and I freely admit it. I will play your villain short stuff, but if even half of what I just told you I was is true I am a hell of a lot larger a personality than you could ever hope to be. I am one of the people the anonymouse douches stole their rules from when they were first going after scientology. My time here on this board is probably limited. I have a wingspan that tends to get me banned from these little boards. To put it simply you are probably talking to the devil himself given the size your universe must be.

And in the end I do understand there is an overboard, and I actually have grown to like moderation. I understand the thankless job of the moderation who is a person's best friend when they knock down their opponent, but if you call them on their rule breaking you are a vile fiend lower than a troll. You see, they have the absolute power of ownership. It is their style I must conform my trolling to or else be banned. I have a different power. I have the power to piss you off and make your day suck. Now I cannot come out here and use brutish forms of taunting like pushing someone around or towering over them. I have to use my words, and they are sharp. You see the moderators care for you which is why they have created this place free of the noise of free speech zones. It is people like me who were forged in the fires of free speech. Believe me, you don't want to go anywhere near that nasty ass shit. These lakes and ponds of speech are nice and refined. Unfortunately for me chaos breaks shit just on it's own so even as I refine my nature I do seem to have a habit of being permabanned. I try to last as long as I can in most places, and I am wondering how I will do around here. After 20 years of this sort of thing I think I can find the height of tolerance and when I do, or even as I do I am probably going to scare the shit out of a person like you. That is why I put on the pink fluffy mask, because your ego needs a buffer or shield from my existence.

Of course you will not believe any of this, despite it being quite obvious, and that is normal. People like you are not able to see behind the scenes because you lack a refined sense of empathy. So I already know your next move.
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You truly are hilarious with all...that. How did you find WF anyway?

TLDR

Um, okay. Hope you have fun here.

This is castle's new "character" right?

Well there was a bunch of kids admiring my ass over in another thread so instead of overwhelming the other topic which can often lead to complaints and warnings I figured I would go give them a place to discuss me rather than stomp all over some other topic. It is not my fault people starty swooning with testosterone when the alpha male walks into the room. It is true I am full of myself, but the reality is you are pretty much some guy on the internet to me so your opinions really do not matter in the sense that they can effect my life in a negative way. You simply are to small to damage me no matter how much you hate me. However, I also recognize the cries of the little ego to tell the world how significant it is, and if you must grab on my coattails and shout to the world you are better than me just so you can feel good it is the least I can do to make you dance so other people can see your true moves. So please do play the game, as I know you will, and we will see if we cannot have some fun talking about things and stuff and junk

Yeah, but you're still a ....




Seriously though, most hilarious thread since Castle got the boot.

Child, you have no concept of the depth of your folly.

Make it stop. I'm ready to accept those two other newbs who showed up recently.

He does know that there are no warnings in the red room, right?

It writes sort of like Beckett, but makes less sense.

Federal Farmer didn't know that, so perhaps this gal doesn't either.

Maybe the rules are unclear?

I have a race website set up, and people who are able to figure out how to email me can't read well enough to find where it says "click here to register." So good luck with that.

If I were you I wouldn't beat myself up over "driving" someone to commit suicide. If it wasn't you, it would be somebody else. Suicidal people will be suicidal - they make that choice what can you do?

You do realize Turdrun is full of shit, right?

Except he wasn't beating himself up over it, but bragging about it because he's a master troll

That said, sometimes people can get triggered. Case in point, a wonderful sailor who committed the unforgivable sin of driving the duty van through McDonalds for lunch. The CO was a hard ass who busted him down despite being an excellent sailor. When he called his babymamma to tell her why the child support would be late (reduction in pay for 45 days and all that), she tells him the baby, who was nearly four, wasn't his. He couldn't care less about his rank; he could get that back with some studying, as anyone in the Navy who isn't Air department or a Corpsman knows. But losing his kid on top of that drove him to hang himself.

It gets worse: about six months later, the CO that busted him down blows his brains out too. In one (out of many letter he wrote) he mentions his regret for being such a complete asshole and ruining that sailor'sailor's life over something so petty. The CO had no clue about the man's child.

I know you're of the metality of "Let 'em kill themselves," but I honestly don't agree. So many suicides can be prevented by talking to someone. Yes, there are some like the CO who let no one in, but just a simple talking can be all someone needs.