Beer Belly Putsch AFTERMATH Thread

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    because it's pointless since he'll begone anyway soon.
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  6. matthunter

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    "No point liberating these concentration camps, lads - old Adolf will be dead in a few days so we'll sort it out after, yeah?"
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    He incited violence's in the capital. If he gets away with it, it sends a message.
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    Stupid, even for you.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If Trump is thrown out of office by impeachment, we don't have to pay for his permanent secret service guard, his pension, his travel allowance, and he never gets to run for any public office ever again.
    I'd say that's fucking worth it.

    Unless oldfella wants to argue "I WANT to pay for his secret service guard and pension, because....".
    PLEASE try it, oldfella.
    PLEASE try it!
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    RawStory is partisan and biased. The headline is bullshit.
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    I'll consider it if Trump is only allowed to run for public offices like the DMV and has to give OF his eye test.
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    I do have to bow to the troll king. This is worldwide epic troll behavior. He is not dropping it either. Most trolls would have gotten to the presidency, looked around, and been destroyed by the authority. Not trump. He is the head of the most powerful country in the world, and he cannot get on twitter because he is so bad even they had no excuse for him.


    I could not imagine a more spectacular troll. He trolled his army to storm the capitol of the american police state and they did it for him.

    We do understand that in a few days we are going to have to kill a bunch of these idiots, right? They are going to give us no choice. He is going to throw his heavily armed cannon fodder at us, and we are going to have to cull the herd.

    I have always felt like I was on a huge reality TV show, and now I realize all along reality TV was reality. We just act sane in the movies.
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    Lmao was Trump trying to incite more riots on his fucking Pinterest board?
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    OF seems to believe that Donnie-boy's departure will be some magic reset button. :jayzus:
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    Au contaire. Beards are the “going braless” of masculinity.
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  21. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    And much like there are some women who shouldn't go braless, there are even more men who shouldn't grow beards.
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    "West Virginia lawmaker" :rofl: :rofl:

    You guys come up with the funniest shit!
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  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    you're thinking of freeballing...
    google it yourself, curse my name later :P
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  25. Fisherman's Worf

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    During the attack on the Capitol, he was on a livestream shouting "Derrick Evans is in the Capitol!" :lol:
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  26. Elwood

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    Full beards make fat people look fatter and old people look older.

    He's not a tubbo, but when my old boss went from a goatee/Van Dyke to a full beard it made him look 75 instead of 65. :(
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    My beard is doing something that isn't okay. :garamet:

    If I woke up tomorrow and it was totally white, I'd be a-okay with that. But, it's going from black, TO RED, before turning white. :garamet:
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    Then you have either Celtic or Viking blood and thus have tripled in manliness, so be not ashamed.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    So Tuckerfan used an unauthorized news source? Betcha won't tell him that.