Best Dreams You've Ever Had?

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  1. Dayton Kitchens

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    The best dreams I've ever had that I can remember most of are as follows:

    1) My afore mentioned ST:TNG prequel series dream where I discover a whole new series in the TNG era with 96 new episodes to watch.

    2) A dream where I happen upon a huge used book store with ultra cheap prices full of very rare books and magazines I've been looking to find for years.

    3) A dream where I was actually a starship commander (similar to though not identical to Star Trek, elements of the original Battlestar: Galactica in there as well).

    4) A dream where I was the commander of a group of modified Abrams tanks in the U.S. Army (or it might've been the Marines). Seems the fighting was in the Middle East or southern Europe. Just remember it as being hot.

    5) Happening upon a Hobby Shop where they have on sale at very reasonable prices literally hundreds of small, highly detailed starship models from Star Trek (including most of the FASA designs).

    6) A dream where I got to reassemble my high school football team from 1984 and replay the game that kept us out of the playoffs in 1984, and upon winning that play a couple of the playoff teams from that era.

    I wonder what they mean?
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    Best dream I ever had that I can remember involved a sailboat, a hot babe in a white bikini, snorkeling, and flirting underwater. I'd go into more detail but explaining some of it would take a long time.
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    All the best fantasy-type dreams end in disappointment when you wake up. :sigh:
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  4. John Castle

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    Best dream I ever had, I had all the Q powers. Teleportation, making things appear and disappear at will, the whole ball of wax. And what did I use those powers for? Pranking people.
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    The ones where my grandmother is back.
    :(
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    God this is horrible trolling.
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

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    How could explaining 30 seconds take a long time?
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    Sounds much more fun that a starship models shop dream! :yeehaw:
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    This.
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    Romance and sex dreams.

    I can't imagine why anyone would think a Star Trek dream is the best ever.
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  12. Dayton Kitchens

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    Some of us do not obsess over sex and personal relationships.
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    My best dream is a recurring one I have when I'm flying. I can float, levitate, and fly high in the sky. I always wake up feeling energized after one of those dreams and they don't come often enough to suit me.

    Did I mention I really fucking LOVE to fly????
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    So if someone dreams about a romantic time with another person, in my context a woman, that means I'm obsessed with personal relationships? That's a nice accusation to make.

    Still considering your record, I'm not surprised you don't dream about loving others.
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    Not all of us are the same El Chup. You should be more tolerant and less judgmental.
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    Dreams are overrated. Life is where it's at.
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    Dreams, I have dreams. When I'm awake, when I'm asleep....
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    I think your gonna need a bigger boat..........
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    Arguably the most hypocritical statement you've ever posted. You have the most vile and intolerant opinions of anyone on this board and 90% of the people here have told you this repeatedly.
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    So you say this...

    But then you say this.

    Why am I not surprised that your dreams are pathetic as well.

    That being said, one of the dreams that I remember well is seeing the girl that died when we were dating. I never got to say goodbye, but in my dream we knew she only had that day left and we spent it together. At the end of the dream (day) we said goodbye and I held her until she disappeared.
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    It would seem that level of compassion is beyond Dayton.
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    There are many things that are beyond him, he is too concerned with his own thoughts that anything else is beneath him. And that's why I call him "Slappy".
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    Because it's not a stand-alone dream, but plays heavily into some personal psychology that I am fully aware of and have analyzed and journaled about over the years. Explaining the "backstory" would take a long time and be way too personal for the Red Room.

    A concept you've never grasped.
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  25. Dayton Kitchens

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    Just because I'm intolerant and judgmental (supposedly) in no way excuses it in you or other people.

    And 90% of people believing something does not make it right. Just ask the Tutsi's in Rwanda....
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Y'know, it occurs to me that I'm not the owner any more and I don't have to be nice to idiots. Dayton, you are a fucking idiot. You have psychological issues. You've no goddam sense at all, you plaster your whole life all over the internet, and you don't know when to shut the hell up. Do you know the story of the oak and the reed? You need to be more reed and less oak. Chucklehead.
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  27. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Yes it does, you yourself stated that if someone does not engage in certain behavior then they are free to judge others on that behavior.

    And are you really comparing the opinion of most of the people on here that you have incredibly vile and intolerant opinions to be comparable to those of genocide? Holy fuck dude, you really can't grasp a lot of concepts can you?


    So... how long have you wanted to say that? Feels good doesn't it?
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  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    The former does not apply.

    The latter certainly does. I presented a classic case of where a supermajority DOES NOT make something right. Exaggerated certainly, but still on point.
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    Dont hold back, get it all out.

    I look forward to Lanz Unleashed over the next few weeks!
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  30. ed629

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    Yes it does, and no it doesn't.

    Do you even realize how incredibly ignorant and idiotic you sound? Here's the thing Dayton, you are probably regarded as the biggest joke of a person on here, as well as one of the most despised and hypocritical people on here. You judge people (admitted by you) that you find to be inferior because of certain habits they may have, certain opinions they believe, or because of the way they lead their lives. Yet one the same is done to you, you resort to again judging them inferior to you because you claim to live your life a good Christian. But you are a piss poor example of one, and when presented with lines from the bible showing that you are not a good Christian you claim that others interpret the lines wrong and that your belief allows for your behavior.

    Do you want something on point? Here goes, live by what you preach. Not like the pastors/priests that claim to be a man of God but then go onto molest children and claim that they did no wrong since the bible as interpreted by them allows it.
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