Boeing Starliner

Discussion in 'Techforge' started by We Are Borg, Aug 3, 2021.

  1. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    Couldn't find a (separate) thread on Boeing's Starliner.

    Anyway, their launch today was scrubbed due to technical glitches.

    This is totally normal in spaceflight. Launches are scrubbed all the time for various reasons.

    What isn't normal is the amount of fuck ups Boeing has made in the last several years in both commercial flight and spaceflight.

    One wonders what the hell NASA is thinking these days.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,511
    The phallicization of space vehicles continues unabated.
  3. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2004
    Messages:
    15,837
    Location:
    Dead and Loving It
    Ratings:
    +13,927
    Starfuckers.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  4. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    I think it’s hosed.

    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  5. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    About fucking time.

    I wonder how many billions of taxpayer money have been wasted.
  6. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    None, so far. NASA only has to pay up once Boeing gets the thing working and sending crews into space.
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  7. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2004
    Messages:
    15,837
    Location:
    Dead and Loving It
    Ratings:
    +13,927
  8. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Nah, I was going off of a discussion by NASA fans on FB that's populated by folks who actually work for NASA. Note that the contract NASA awarded to Boeing required Boeing to get the thing flying a couple of years ago. Boeing hasn't met the terms of the contract, so it's entirely possible that they've not been paid the full amount (or at all).
    This comment by a reporter, and ex-NASA employee, indicates that Boeing is currently eating the costs for this particular fuck up.
  9. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2004
    Messages:
    15,837
    Location:
    Dead and Loving It
    Ratings:
    +13,927
    Hope so.

    Doesn't make sense NASA gave them billions in 2014. I think they were given a contract for that amount. I think you're right.

    Before that, NASA awarded money for working on a design to propose. But that was 500 million.
  10. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Remember, however, that NASA is the hapless puppets of Congress and the White House. If Nixon hadn't fucked around with NASA's plans, we'd have had a bunch more Apollo missions while simultaneously working the kinks out of the shuttle program so that spaceflight would be as routine as air travel was. If you adjust for inflation, NASA's budget has been static since the 60s. In 1969, the US military budget was $85 billion. That works out to $667 billion today. In 2020, the US spent $778 billion on defense (though the actual total was probably higher due to certain things being pushed off the books for that year). NASA's budget was $22.6 billion. In 1968, NASA's budget was about $3 billion before inflation. And they didn't have nearly as much things to worry about as they do today.
  11. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    13,344
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +23,371
    I hate to put too much stock in cosmetics/style but the interior of the Boeing capsule looks like a throwback to the Mercury days. I was blown away by the sleek appearance of the SpaceX interior. It looks like something out of Kubrick movie. I'm sure Boeing had their reasons for going in that direction. If they were trying to emphasize proven technology over "new and improved" (but not necessarily proven) that would make sense on paper, but Musk&Co. have been eating their lunch on this project every step of the way.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  12. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
  13. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,169
    Location:
    Someplace high and cold
    Ratings:
    +36,652
    And somewhere in Texas, Elon laughs and laughs and laughs . . .
    • Agree Agree x 3
  14. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,511
    Elon Musk will be on Mars before Boeing reaches LEO.
    • Funny Funny x 3
  15. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    I'm willing to bet we won't see a crewed launch until 2023.
  16. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  17. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  18. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    Time to start dusting off the schematics and technical specs for the Saturn V.
    • Funny Funny x 2
  19. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    We've been over this, Dayton. It's not exactly practical.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • teh baba teh baba x 1
  20. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    I was obviously kidding, Federal Farmer.

    P.S. - Fuck Boeing.
    • teh baba teh baba x 1
  21. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    50,154
    Location:
    Spacetime
    Ratings:
    +53,511
    Boeing, Boeing, gone!
    • Funny Funny x 2
  22. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    13,344
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +23,371
    Boeing at one time was run by their engineers. I'm sure when the bean counters took over they promised that Boeing would do things "more quickly and efficiently."
    :dayton:
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  23. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Interestingly, car guys have the idea that automotive design became shite when the bean counters took over car companies in the 70s.
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  24. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    13,344
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    Ratings:
    +23,371
    You don't say.... :spock:
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  25. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Might have to push that date out to 2024.
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  26. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Maybe, maybe not?

    NASA Safety Panel Questions Boeing Starliner’s Readiness for Crewed Demo

    Yeah, there's some phrases you don't want to hear in there. You know, because in times past they are often followed by ones like, "Roger, Challenger, go with throttle up." And "We appear to have lost contact with the space shuttle Columbia." I really hope we've learned from history but...
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  27. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  28. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    Boeing Calls Off Its First Crewed Starliner Flight Due to Major Safety Issues

    Honestly, the surviving Apollo engineers and Boeing workers need to show up to the C-suite with their tools, get a bunch of suits in headlocks, at which point, the conversation needs to go a little something like Bogey in "The Maltese Falcon." "In my right-front pocket, I've got a ball-peen hammer, I'm going to take the hammer out and start asking you questions. Any time I get an answer from you that I don't like, I'm going to hit you in the head with a hammer. You got that?" I bet shit would change real fast.

    I mean, my god, if somebody hadn't been checking on details before they put a crew in there, we could have had another Apollo One fire!
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Angry Angry x 1
  29. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2004
    Messages:
    21,548
    Location:
    Canada
    Ratings:
    +36,511
    Jesus. The U.S. already has a means to get people in low earth orbit thanks to SpaceX (cuckoo bananas Elon Musk aside).

    Time to cut ties with Boeing. Starliner is turning out to be the 747 MAX 8 of space travel. :jayzus:
    • Agree Agree x 1
  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,271
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +155,728
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • popcorn popcorn x 1