Breaking: Trump rushed off stage by Secret Service

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    Happened to think of something. Lots of people have been speculating that Trump was spending so much time at Mar-A-Lago because of his PTSD from the PA shooting attempt. Now that he's had an attempt on his life there, where's he going to feel safe now?
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    Let's offer him a chance to live rent-free in protective custody at Super Max. He'll be safe there. :?:
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    Right-wing sheriff sucking up to Trump versus sovereign citizen nutjob? Hard to know who has less credibility.
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    The Iranians, eh?
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    How prophetic was that comment?!
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    Just read about a failed Iranian plot to kill Trump. This dude is going to need major protection until the day he chokes to death on a big mac.
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    At this point, his bodyguards will have bodyguards :chris:
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    Imagine being the Secret Service agent who is in charge of collecting Trump's feces from offsite toilets.
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    awww man the next 24 hours at least is now shot thanks alot buddy
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    that tracks with trump


    this guy had one.

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    That would have been hysterically funny if Trump had returned fire.
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    There was no one of value in the area so fire away and kill his voters. Sounds like a good time to me. Give them all guns and have a big old shoot out. The first mass shooting we could all have a good time with.
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    You really think Doughboy knows how to aim a gun?
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    1600 Pennsylvania Blvd.
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    Return to Sender, No Such Street

    (yes, only a handful of mail carriers would would be that pedantic, UNLESS there were both a Pennsylvania Ave and Pennsylvania Blvd, in which case correct disambiguation is required by the sender -- for example, Clark County, Washington, has both numbered avenues AND streets, so was that 17805 NE 179th Ave or 17805 NE 179th St?)
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    I was going to correct him, but I realized I didn’t care that much. Yes, it’s 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I think it’s interesting that there are two famous songs about the US. Mail.
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    Putin don't threaten us with a good time. What are the odds of Trump mysteriously falling to his death from a first floor window at Mar a Lago?
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    It begs the question of what's worse, Trump or Vance?
    I am genuinely stumped.
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    Trump is super able to defeat himself. Only the dummycrats are bigger losers. Having him as POTUS means he is going to fail the most. OTOH even the repugs don't like Vance. There is a good possibility he cannot unite the party like Trump.

    It really sounds the same so I would go with the end of Trump just for the pain to the trumpers and one less Trump in the world. It may be shallow and inconsequential, but we could have some fun with it.
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