Breaking: Trump rushed off stage by Secret Service

Should have been a better shot.

Everyone see this video?
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1e2qb7g/to_inform_cops_and_stop_a_crime/

Dude was literally begging the cops to do something about the guy climbing up the building with an assault rifle.

If Trump died tonight then MAGA would live on as the dominant party for the next 100 years. We'd have Trump statues in front of every courthouse and we'd all get off work for Trump Remembrance Day.

I think the bigger lapse on the part of the Secret Service was allowing Trump to stay on stage so he could raise his fist, and then do it again before being secured in his SUV.

I think about the only thing certain is what was going through the shooter's head after he decided to open fire.

So?
MAGA is a wet fart without Trump. A statue can't lead a rebellion.
Martyrdom is overrated.

Lol. The Clintons don’t miss bud

Wait, what?

I don't mind the sun sometimes.

They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas.

Wouldn't it be funny if the shooter turned out to be a Palestinian who was trained and funded by Iran and snuck into the country at the Mexican border? Or better still, under Biden's fly into the country app?

It was a warning shot.

Dancing Israelis.

I'm pretty sure the simulation we all live in was supposed to end in 2012, when the Mayan calendar ended. The sysadmins forgot to shut it down, and it's been procedurally generating world events since. That's the only way anything makes sense.

Red hair, clearly a Trump supporter, opted for the sandwich-making visor instead of a standard MAGA hat, clown makeup...

Good job trying to stop the shooter, FF. I'm sorry no one believed you.

Project 2025 disagrees. You give Josh Hawley 4 years backed by a nationally endorsed Trump-martyr movement and watch the nightmare unfold.

I believe he meant "Thoughts and Prayers."

Or "Hope and Change."

Speaking of which, can we just make Obama president again? Because all this shit is dumb and Obama was kind of okay.

Sorry. Even the New York Post, who would love for it to have been a brown person with a scary furrin'-soundin' name, is reporting that the shooter was a white male.

If I had a nickel for every actor who played Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live (1975-) who was involved in a deadly shooting I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Funnier than anything you've ever posted here - but that's an incredibly low bar.

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(from this evening before the speech)

The MSNBC live stream on YouTube says the FBI says the shooter was a 20-Year-Old male, from Pennsylvania.

I would imagine "From PA" means "not an illegal immigrant," I would imagine it's unlikely the shooter was trans, so it looks like we've avoided the worst possible scenario.

Best Case Scenario (i.e.: this comes straight from my ass and has nothing to do with reality): It was personal, and it turns out Trump raped his sister, or him, on Epstein's Island, and his manifesto has plenty of juicy details and actual evidence. That would be great.

As I was typing, FBI says shooter's name is Thomas Matthew Crooks

This feels appropriate.

Apparently, his voter registration says he's a Republican...

This is going to be good.

Apparently Kennedy was in the audience.