Bristol Palin is pregnant again.

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  1. The Original Faceman

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    She had sex for money?
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    Nope. You clearly don't understand the terminology. Let me break it down for you:

    Slut: A woman who'll have sex with someone other than the person calling her a 'slut.'

    Whore: A woman who pretends to love you, but is only interested in you for your money, or some other material thing you have to offer.

    Prostitute: A woman who will have sex for money and is honest about it. :bailey:
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  3. Dinner

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    I would rename whore gold digger as whore means prostitute.
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    WTF? You wore a prostitute? Somebody explain please!
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  5. Dinner

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    Spell check didn't like whore and changed it to wore.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I knew it! Sorry, but spell check is the devil. Even it it does work for spelling, it doesn't work with syntax or context.
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    Who the hell uses spell check? :lol:
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    Wait everyone Bristol has retracted her initial statement and said this is a planned pregnancy. Yes, she planed to get dumped before her marriage and end up pregnant. I guess that is what is supposed to be disappointing to the rest of the family? Isn't there supposed to be crystal meth involved in these terrible decisions? Most people have to burn their brains to a crisp to become palin level stupid. Oh, and they say she has been working in a doctor's office for 6 years now. Talk about your death panels. If Obamacare comes with bristol palin as a nurse I am joining the fucking republicans and we need to repeal that shit. Maybe I am overreacting, they probably hired her to be the piss taster. It is about all a palin can do.
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    She was probably really slim.
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    I hear Ron Weasley does when he's trying to impress Hermoine. You can imagine how well that goes :ramen:
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    You have much to learn, young Padwan. A whore will pretend to love you simply so that she can get you to give her a ride in your car. A gold digger just wants money. There is a difference.
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    It is automatic on any cell phone. You can disable it but when you power off and power back on it automatically is back again so I am kind of stuck with it.

    Have you never used an android?
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    @Dinner's just mad he never got his Hogwart's acceptance letter :?:
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    No, just iPhones.

    On those, when you disable it once, it doesn't come back on.

    Spell check is annoying as hell. I quickly got tired of "correcting" it.
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    iPhone spell checks are full of epic fail. Android spell checks just have regular fail.
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    And it should definitely be possible to turn off spell check on an android for good, as well. It is on mine. Remember that the keyboard is its own app; look for that app's settings. In fact, go get swype while you're at it, you'll love it.
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    I love swype typing on my phone. Hunt and peck is just awful in comparison. But I do have to admit that the wrong guesses about what I'm tring to swype can be as bad as any spell check, especially when trying to type words like "type" that are made up of letters all on the top line of the keyboard.
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    Ok, that might be it. I hadn't thought of looking at the keyboard app.
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    Damn, I just realized her first kid is a grown adult now
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    “I haven’t been able to fully smile in over a year.”

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    It's getting a bit trippy that this kid's entire life is the length of this wordforge thread. Imagine being able to log onto wordforge and read about how everyone here thought it sucked that you were born.
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    Well, if your mom was on Dancing With the Stars and your grandmother was portrayed by Tina Fey on SNL, the list of Google search results for your name is long enough that a place like Wordforge is probably on about page 3,000.
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