Candleight Vigil for Garamet

Discussion in 'Wordforge Memorials' started by Ten Lubak, Apr 8, 2021.

  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Thanks, it's a constant struggle having Ten-inch Dick Syndrome. One day at a time.
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Agree.
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  3. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    I only was able to meet up with her a couple of times. I'm sorry you won't get the chance to meet her. You did miss out. :(
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I give that recovery a 6 and that is stretching from a 3. But I guess you are used to that.
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Growers are better than showers
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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Garamet's thread is fixed.
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    Why is it with men, every conversations eventually becomes about dick size?
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Size matters.
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    All sizes matter
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  10. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    It's one contest where we know we have you beat.
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  11. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It is a thing linked to your everyday life, it is wired to cause you great pleasure, and it makes you want to do things so it will be happy.

    Of course it is all going to come back to the dick.
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Aerosmith - Big Ten Inch Record (Official Audio) - YouTube
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  13. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Not advisable as a chat up line.

    Hey babe, wanna make my dick happy?
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  14. Jenee

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    If I had a nickel for every time I heard that line ...
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  15. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    How often did it work? Asking for a friend....
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  16. spot261

    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    You'd have a nickel?
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    I have a pretty good sense of humor. Not that I would would give in. I just wouldn't act like his approach was an affront to my delicate sensibilities.

    Two, actually.
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    so... twice it worked? asking for a friend.
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  19. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I guess I can take her off ignore now.
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  20. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    dunno who's a bigger sissy: you or anc.
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  21. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Does anc sleep with his gun because he is a cowardly craven wussbag? Does anc cry when someone threatens to take away his security blanket? No, but forbin does.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    yet both own guns and are the same threat level when you think about it.
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  23. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I am pretty sure Forbin's gun is much more of a threat to blowing off his own dick than anyone else's.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    and another thought....anc did admit to taking a gun when going into shady neighborhoods. Is that some cowardly craven wussbag behavior? Asking for a friend!
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  25. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Yes, actually. It is. Plus it's stupid.
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  26. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I would say cowardly and stupid unless he was doing some sort of law enforcement. The only type of person who I would think was actually needing a gun would be a woman in case of rape. Otherwise being smart will keep anything from happening to you. No one wants to kill you just because you are white and in their neighborhood. As long as you put your chip on your shoulder away and don't taunt them they are not going to hurt you. The problem is they might insult you and you can.not just let that go because you are a man, and that is going to get you into a fight.

    I have walked in the darkest of neighborhoods as white as white can be. I don't take flashy things in there to show off because that is an aggressive move. I am just me, going there as me, bringing only me. I am not there to fight or take anything from anyone there. I am also respectful that they live there and that is there home. So I put on my manners, and if they taunt me or whatever that is their test that I am cool with the fact that it is their place. I have to take it because people like me have not been respectful.

    If they are actually going to take something from me they can have it. They have never kept anything they took when I went to them. No one ever shot me or even seemed to want to shoot me.

    You can tell me all of these horrible things about them, but I have been there. I have seen it with my own eyes. I do not trust you because you have not been there like that. If you have ever been there you have been taunting and disrespectful because you have a chip on your shoulder and you are toxically masculine looking for a fight. I have done this in jail. I have done this where they have an advantage and they could easily fuck me up for points because I was the white kid.

    It is called respect you dumb POS. You have to know how to give it in order to get it. If your respect is based upon how well you fight then you are going to have a fight. If your respect is between people and respecting their existence then you have a better form of respect.
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  28. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Can we have the gun shit split out, and sent to Camp Wordforge?
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  29. Ten Lubak

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    Racist fight!
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  30. steve2^4

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    Just send it to this bin. We can't troll gun wankers in the camp. It's for retards
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