Catfishing Conman trying to be my brother in law

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  1. Shirogayne

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    As he's mentioned earlier, there's a kid involved that he doesn't want to see get fucked in all of this.

    Given what a complete crapshoot CPS is, he's have a better shot getting that girl removed out that house if he told them she was ten pounds overweight. :no:
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  2. Skrain Dukat

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    Is the first time I've seen them since the original meeting and it was just happenstance because we were there for dinner at my in-laws and I had left the issue ago and was just going to ignore it but then I found out about the whole Hitman thing and either he's using it to control her to think he can keep her safe and isolated or my entire family is in danger of being murdered just for being at my in-laws house
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    The hits just keep coming found out this morning his favorite gig has been working security for Flavor Flav during the filming of Flavor of Love

    Just let it end this is gone too far

    He also says he owns a house in Atlanta and there's nothing in the Fulton County property records I'm live searching this as he's spilling these lies
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    well the guy isn't stupid - using the hitman thing to control her. I don't want to make light of the situation, but when I read about this guy's shenanigans I can only think of:

    "Yes a lot of Korean people really do look the same because when I was working security for Kim il Sung I fucked his entire concubine staff......over a three day weekend! Yeah, that's the ticket!
    Before that I was a Secret Service agent for JFK, and I earned a Pulitzer Prize writing a book about him surviving the assassination attempt and fleeing to a top secret island fortress. JFK really only had the wind knocked out of him! Yeah, that's the ticket!

    He took me along to be his personal chef since I have a doctorate in nutrition. The Pulitzer? It sadly got destroyed when the CIA blew up the fortress because they thought I knew too much. But I killed about a dozen of them with my mad hand-to-hand combat skillz that are banned in forty three states and the entire continent of Europe. They broke about half my bones, but I took a bazooka round to the chin so I was knocked out, and can't remember the exact details."

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  5. Skrain Dukat

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    OMG he just fessed up to lying !!!

    He told her he used to be a stand up comedian but he admitted that was a lie
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    And the hits keep on coming. You should call him out now.
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    OK, so he is able to admit he is full of shit sometimes. That would seem to put him in the pathological liar category which would suggest he is compensating for his boring failure of a life. At least according to wiki's suggestions, I would bow to the superior knowledge of any professional here who would like to chime in. Wiki does say psychotherapy can help get these people to stop this bad habit. The question is does the SIL think this douchebag is worth the effort?

    She sounds so needy and low in self estime she probably does.
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    He's in the basement hiding out now from the hitmen
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    Question for mods. I have his full name, DOB and supposed place of birth. Can i post it here and request help tracking him down?
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    Ok, this is getting dangerous and fucked up and not funny anymore.


    So my wife and I met separately at her parents house yesterday. I left and apparently right after, he cornered her and got into this long conversation that went like this:


    he says caught my SIL texting a guy behind his back after they started dating. Then he claims to have paid 1,000 to pull all of the data from her phone, which revealed all the texts and apparent nude videos she sent to a bunch of guys. He told my wife, that the SIL doesn’t want him to go on the trip to Papa new guinea and that he doesn’t want to leave because of all of the stuff she was sending to other guys. He texted my wife last night for four hours straight, saying things like, I think she just wants me as a meal ticket and wants to get married, now I’m not sure, because she sent all of those videos to other guys. Then he went on and on and on begging my wife not to tell her sister anything he had said, which immediately sent up red flags, that he’s making the whole thing about pulling her phone data up. @oldfella1962, is it possible for a thousand bucks to have multimedia and snapchats and instagrams pulled?


    My wife won’t leave well enough alone and shut her dumbass sister out because she’s with someone potentially dangerous and pathological.


    Finally I jumped in and told him that he needs to man up and deal with his own issues and leave my wife out of it.



    I’ve already made it crystal clear my children are not going to be around him again. I contacted the guy at the Iowa Department of Public safety that I spoke with back in march and told him the hit man story and all of this weird shit. He asked me when we originally spoke to contact him if I had any specific concerns and he would reach out to the security company the guy works for.


    I’ve kept a running tally of his specialties.

    SWAT Instructor

    Private Security Contractor for DOD and homeland Security

    Private Security for Psizer CEO

    Worked on Flavor of Love on VH1 He was bragging about having to get Flavor Flav on a plane, but Flav was too high on crack and surrounded by hookers.

    Handwriting analyst

    Trains police dogs

    Teaches high speed pursuit

    Has an 8,000 dollar per month apartment in Papa new guinea where he works security of a goldmine.


    I feel like the hitman looking for him is probably Tom Hanks trying to catch him if he can.
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    For a phone company to release records or transcripts of someone's account, the person wanting the records pulled would almost certainly need to have a warrant. For that to happen there would need to be proof or reasonable suspicion a crime was committed. Texting someone and sending videos to sometime is not enough of a reason.

    However he could have looked at hey phone, or installed an app that seems copies everything on the phone to someone else. The phone bill would indicate there was an usual amount of data being used, unless it uses Wi-Fi.
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    How does he have your wife's phone number? :unsure:

    Sounds like a creeper. If someone was talking to me about nudie pictures of my sister I would be so very skeeved out.

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    My SIL gave him the #. I told her to stop talking to him and him the same.
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    Why does anyone care much less react to what a pathological liar says? What is wrong with you people? SIL is a moron who made her own sad, pathetic little choice now leave her to deal with that. You gave her your advice, she rejected it, now she either wises up or deals with the nonsense but it is her problem.

    If there is real provable danger then call the cops or CPS or what ever but otherwise leave them the fuck alone and don't feed the monster by listening to it or giving it the time of day.
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    That's exactly where i am at now.

    Before it was funny because here was this fat guy paying a cute girl to hang out with him, now he's telling her she's in danger and needs his protection.
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    "too high on crack and surrounded by hookers." - call me old fashioned, but you can never be too high on crack or be surrounded by too many hookers!

    "Has an 8,000 dollar per month apartment in Papa new guinea where he works security of a goldmine."
    :lol: You can rent the entire country for 8,000 dollars a month!
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    Well fuck me. He started texting my wife from a different number ( a burner phone for security reasons) pissed off at her for telling her sister the story about him breaking into the phone and confronting her about cheating.

    It never happened.

    He told my wife he's in Illinois and now he's telling the SIL he's in St Louis being pursued and shot at by the guys who have a contract out on him.

    On the one hand I'm relieved he's left town, on the other hand, now a heavily armed crazy person is angry with my wife.

    Fuck.

    The gray is him, purple my wife.

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    well in his defense it is hard to send out a message when you're being chased & shot at! :yes: When I was in Iraq you should have seen me trying to call in a request to Casey Kasem's Top 40 while catching at incoming artillery round between my teeth! But I'm sure ginger fat ninja guy has gone through this a time or three.
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    Well wouldn't you know it he told her if she hadn't heard from him by 7:15 central time tonight to assume he was dead but miraculously he just called her and made contact but he also made her promised she wouldn't tell anyone that he said he was being shot

    Now she thinks he's going to kill her because he's a psychopath but she refuses to call the police
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    Have you ever seen whether he's armed?
  28. Steal Your Face

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    So he's been shot and is still able to text, is his name Jason Bourne?
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    Dude, call the popo.
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    Oh yeah he had a long rifle in the back of his truck look like an AR-15 with a scope on it no case no trigger lock just lying in the backseat