Defund the Police

NOW we're talking.

Guy gets shot by cops because he’d thought his house had an intruder in it and was carrying a gun to protect himself.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...eneur-fatally-shot-police-say-was-d-rcna59884

SWAT team raids the house of a 77 year old woman because they thought she had a small arsenal of weapons.

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1599359080128483329?s=46&t=cGqDRQ808hCdC5saYM3ysw

Drunk prison guard shoots his daughter with an AR-15 because he was trying to show her how to clean it.

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1599581294052012032?s=46&t=Bwk6Lq6hdqhMvmIOA5TlXA

And the pro-gun lobby wonders why there's such an anti-gun sentiment.
IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS, FAM.

Don't forget @Lanzman. Maybe he can tell us all how his fake penis means we all need to get fucked.

Officer Fanone reportedly said that the Metro police hate him: https://twitter.com/phscoop/status/1600185391851528194?s=46&t=vhGRsQgXdFcf4f437ThvPg

Border Patrol agent convicted of multiple murders.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/202...pervisor-guilty-of-killing-four-laredo-women/

Portland police ask schools to check their properties for bombs. https://www.kptv.com/2022/12/08/portland-police-investigating-citywide-school-bomb-threat/

After @seattletimes reported a Tacoma police officer now facing felony charges for Manuel Ellis's death had a psychological break at the police academy and was still allowed to graduate, Washington State eyes more aggressive removal of academy recruits.

https://twitter.com/pmalonedc/status/1603472645949108224

Why the fuck did it take the Seattle Times reporting on it before they started checking whether recruits who go “mental condition black” and start blasting unarmed suspects in virtual training should graduate or not?

That’s a rhetorical question btw. We all know the answer is ACAB.

(Whiny voice) Because it's haaaaard, and the paperwork is booooriiing, and we don't waaannnaaa!!!

Their term for shooting unarmed folk is "mental condition black" and there's absolutely no connotations there, nosiree.

Dateline Alabama: Three police cars are summoned to arrest two women, ages 85 and 61, for trapping and spaying/neutering feral cats.

Here's a picture of the hardened criminals:



And here's the best quote from Columbo while he was arresting them:

"Ma'am, you're on the property. You've got cat food. It's pretty clear what your intent is."

More details, plus video of their "disorderly conduct," at the link:

https://www.wonkette.com/nice-alabama-ladies-feeding-spaying-feral-cats-convicted-of-criming

Holy shit they finally caught Carole Baskin.

Iowa police chief charged with lying to ATF to obtain machine guns for resale

NYPD and NYC mayor break the law in their crusade to end bail reform.

https://gothamist.com/news/legal-fi...-records-in-adams-bail-reform-publicity-stunt

A baby is kidnapped and if you believe CNN, it all came down to policework and luck that the kid was found. (A couple of cops who were working the case happened to stop in for lunch at a place and spotted the kid, thus saving him.) If, however, you believe the IndyStar, then it was a pair of women who found the kid and had trouble getting the police to realize what was going on.

The CNN piece cites to the Indy Star piece, and the CNN piece doesn't make it sound IMO like the cops were anything but lucky.

CNN rewrote their article after enough people complained.

Police raid the hospital room of a dying man because he had weed.

https://twitter.com/equalityalec/status/1607818726975455233?s=46&t=rbuCBYVFeAtyt41UsnQRXQ

He’s due in court next month. Assuming he lives that long.

Police have dropped the charges.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...ug-charge-termially-ill-kansas-cancer-patient

NYPD reportedly harassed folks who came to watch a drag show.

https://twitter.com/tylerdhack/status/1608624766902218754?s=46&t=OLd4Hbnl7I0won1KlLhXkA

NYPD are pals with the Proud Boys.

https://twitter.com/lipbrenna/status/1609705212398260226?s=46&t=8nNKZn4nEPlqqF4iqOAViA

https://twitter.com/civilseedtuc/status/1610137277489090562?s=46&t=8nNKZn4nEPlqqF4iqOAViA

This is interesting. Cop is in a high-speed pursuit of a stolen car, runs a red light, hits a car, killing two passengers, and severely injuring a third. The cop has been arrested and charged with negligent homicide and negligent injury. The guy driving the stolen car has been charged with involuntary manslaughter in connection with the deaths.

NYPD once again protects fascists.

https://twitter.com/nycforabortion/status/1611799942527320064?s=46&t=a4SB1Abby4vOBdkrl5_5-g

So, the lesson learned is, don't go in for petty crime, because a cop can just kill people, and you'll get the charges added on.
If you go in for crime, go full tilt super villain.
Because fuck everything.
America: dumber, and dumber, and dumber, and dumber, and dumber, and dumber, and dumber,.....

People already think that way, and that's why disarming yourself is stupid. We are perpetually sitting a two-week supply chain interruption away from thunderdomes and warlords.

Please don't share your weird fetishes here, use the Workshop for this shit.

And you're going to be a warlord, right? You know, just like Stewart Rhodes. You're definitely not going to be some random NPC who gets killed for his chickens, right? And you've got evidence to back this up, right?