Did Mary Anne take Tylenol when she was pregnant?

Because it would explain a lot. Not everything, but a lot.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/autism-acetaminophen-pregnancy-1.7640063

Oh, and RIP science in America.

1776 - 2025.

@Lanzman, forget the asteroid. Can you just have Venus slam into us? I'll even take Mars

Oh, Aleve is in the same family as acetaminophen, and I took it for my gout pain, and it made me shit as black as printer's ink.
Which means guts bleeding, which is concerning.
I'm happy to report my shit is finally back to normal, so my innards healed.

McNeil/Kenvue (Tylenol) is going to sue the fuck out of the administration.

Did you also take Pepto Bismol? Pepto Bismol will turn your shit as black as the void. Blood... usually doesn't turn entire turds black, just creates dark specks.

It was black ooze. I pooped Venom.

Yeah if I'm Tylenol I'm assembling the best lawyers on the planet right about now

Red wine also turns your shit black

Don't take the rest of us with you just because US voters are brainwashed dipshits.

Oh, that's easy to explain: You pissed off someone who practices Voodoo or Santeria.

What's the bet that all the Trumpist types who insist anthropomorphic climate change can't be believed even when the vast majority of study and scientists say it's happening will be straight on this because it's out of the mouth of death leader?

If I take Tylenol will my headache become autistic and won't that just be even more annoying and cause more headaches?

Sorry, all you monkey-boys gotta go. You're all annoying as fuck.

Truer words have never been spoken.

I misread that as Sinatra... and fail to see inaccuracies.

"Ol' Blue Eyes is back."

"Sinatra?"

"Moloch."

Of course Amber Alert didn't know how to pronounce acetaminophen.

He truly is the dumbest president we've ever had and it's not even close.

So Dr. Oz has a financial stake in the supposed "Autism cure" that they're using while they also slag the makers of Tylenol in the press. I'm pretty sure a bunch of people might die from this, Colin.

RFK Jr. Announces FDA Will Approve Leucovorin, a New Treatment for Autism. What Is It?
The folinic acid supplement will be prescribed for a subset of children with autism who have “cerebral folate deficiency,” but experts caution, “it’s not a cure"

Source: https://people.com/what-is-leucovorin-the-supplement-rfk-jr-claims-treats-autism-11814634

Well, Tylenol's already put a message on their website:

Source: https://www.tylenol.com/frequently-asked-questions#concerned-about-acetaminophen-and-autism

Autism was first diagnosed in conjunction with other issues in 1911.
Acetaminophen was first prescribed in the 1950's and wasn't made available over the counter until about 1959.

This is just a grift for Dr. Oz, RFK Jr., and ol' President Butter Gubbles.

I hadn't previously realized that you people didn't have paracetamol and called it Tylenol instead.

What? You thought George Bernard Shaw was joking when he said we were divided by a common language? You should come to an American grocery store and see what kind of looks you get when you ask the produce clerk for courgettes and rockets.

Yeah I never realized it was just a branded more expensive version of paracetamol. Why does everyone focus on the brand name version when it's just a generic painkiller?

Trump: With Tylenol, don't take it. Don't take it. And if you can't live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one because there's no alternative to that, sadly. First question, what can you take instead? Actually, there's not an alternative to that. As you know, other of the medicines have been proven bad with the aspirins and advils and others, right?

Medical advice par excellence.