Did TBBS crash or did I get banned?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    After agitating them on Obama's cancellation of the Moon program, I haven't been able to get on TBBS for over half an hour.

    It's historic!!!!!!1!!

    :tbbs:
  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    How do you create an undetectable dual anyway to get on the TrekBBS?

    I don't mind lurking on the board I can access, but I have a hankering to lurk the TNZ and I think I would have to be a member to get access there.

    Or am I wrong.
  3. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    This is pathetic...
  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What? :unsure:
  5. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Muad Dib, you're permabanned when:

    * You're no longer listed in the TBBS Members Directory.

    * Your signature, & probably avatar as well, is gone!

    * You get this message:

    vBulletin Message




    You have been banned for the following
    reason:
    No reason was specified.

    Date the ban will be lifted: Never

    * Nonpermabans & suspensions I can't comment on.

    * Ask T'Bonz &/or Mallory about your TBBS account status.

    * Out of ideas!
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I can't even get the forums page to load. :shrug:

    Bah! Those pussies! :muad2:
  7. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    OK, it's working now. I'm not banned.

    Must...troll...harder!
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  8. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I got to the forums page but I can't get TNZ to load now.

    The Chinese must be attacking them too.

    I blame Scorponok. :bergman:

    ;)
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Ask them to unban me.

    That will get their attention.
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  10. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    They're a joke and they know it. They have losers posting squid porn. Losers banned that create alternate screennames that get caught AND reinstated. It goes on and on over there. But they're their buddies so it's business as usual.
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'd nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. :nuke:
  12. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Oooh ask to unban me too if you don't care about that account.
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  13. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    I'm having trouble too. Do you think they'll migrate over here like we do over there?
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  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    They might. Better get the toilet plungers ready.
  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I was surprised to see that Dennis Bailey is still alive.
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  16. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I've heard he has AIDs.

    Probably bent over too far when someone praised "Tin Man".
  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He has AIDS.

    He's managed to hang in there for quite awhile now.
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  19. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    That's unfortunate. Really.
  20. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    Well, even though he is an asshole I don't wish ill health or death on anyone.

    I do wish he were less of an asshole though.
  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    He was in a relationship with Merritt Butrick.
  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Yeah, the whole thing left him pretty bitter.
  23. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    I wish he were healthy.

    But permabanned.
  24. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    What exactly left him bitter? I'm asking seriously. It's not unlike homosexuals don't understand the risk their lifestyle presents.
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  25. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman Deceased Member

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    Of the ass! Of. The. ASS!!! :ilold:
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  26. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I imagine contracting the HIV virus that he acquired would still be a pretty traumatic experience.
  27. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman Deceased Member

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    ^ The wages of sin is death. :bergman:
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  28. The Prussian Mafia

    The Prussian Mafia Sex crazed nympho

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    Is it HIV or full blown AIDS? HIV you can live with I guess, but AIDS is a different story.

    Anyway, none of them showed up here.
  29. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I'm pretty sure he has full blown AIDS.
  30. Will Power

    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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    Muad Dib, if you don't already have an account at forums.spacebattles.com, you should register there. As a back-up b-board should TBBS ever permaban you.

    SB is essentially TBBS Lite. If TrekBBS were Coke, SpaceBattles would be Diet Coke or Coke Zero.

    Ironically, SB actually has twice as many members as TBBS. About the same number of currently active users at any given time as TBBS. And about a thousand less active members. But, SB's more subdued & calm than TBBS.

    Just friendly advice should some TNZ asswhipe mod decide you must get tossed out TBBS's airlock:tos: