Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force.

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  1. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    So I guess I'm gay now because apparently Nicktoons invented a time machine and found a way to butt rape my 10 year old self.

    I present the new Voltron Force...

    [YT="Voltron Froce"]k6EIgE1vkCQ[/YT]
  2. 14thDoctor

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    1. Being raped doesn't make you gay. Or straight.

    2. The first time I saw Voltron, I thought to myself, "Robot lions? I'm too old for that shit."



    I was four.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Titan Maximum is the real Voltron remake.
    :yes:
  4. Parallaxis

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    And thank you for that public service announcement.
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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    You can't be nearly as gay as those new characters look in that still. I'd rather watch nuWONDER Woman in fuzzy leg warmers than that shit.
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  6. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Too old for witches murdering main cast members?
    Too old for characters being pushed off ledges to their death?
    Too old for demons being sliced into bloody halves?
    at four?
    What kind of fucked up childhood did you have?
  7. John Castle

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Yeah, that was kinda homosexcellent.
  8. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    exactly how many variations on "giant battle robot(s)/suits" do we really need?
  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Just Titan Maximum.

    But we needed the 100 shitty rehashes to get to cultural saturation to get to the parody phase.

    It's how these things progress.
  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Let's keep it on a civil level here, please.

    Argue and disagree about the program's merits but don't make implications about or cast aspersions on other members.
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  11. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Anyone who doesn't like classic Voltron has cast aspersions upon himself!
  12. Starchaser

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    I was more of a Starblazers fan.
  13. Diacanu

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Loved it so much as a kid, I damned near turned myself inside out when the theme fired up.

    The recent reruns on early morning Cartoon Network made me dry heave.

    Time changes things.
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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Vehicle team FTW!
  15. Uncle Albert

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Titan Maximum must've died a quick death. I have my DVR set, but it hasn't snagged a new episode in a very long time.
  16. Diacanu

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    Re: Didn't think there was any part of your childhood left to rape? Meet the Voltron Force

    Bastids.

    Yeah, but they'll use the same money to make ten shitty "live action vomiting assholes against bluescreen", shows.

    :jayzus: :bang:
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