Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

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  1. Bickendan

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    I hate the howling/'grinding' noise EVs make when backing up. :ua:
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    I want to figure out a way to make my ebike sound like the lightcycles from Tron.
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    ummmmmm, speakers? Yeah, have you ever thought about speakers?
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    My neighbour has two Teslas and it sounds like the UFOs are landing whenever they back out of their garage.

    I may burn their house down. It's the only way to be sure.
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    I'm in SoCal spending Thanksgiving with family. (Less drinking = more civility...go figure) Anyway, I'm seeing Teslas everywhere, although Cyber monstrosities are much less common. I think there are more Teslas here in Orange County than Mazdas. Good or bad? :clyde:
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    I'm willing to give the benefit of a doubt to anyone driving a Tesla car since they were out well before Elmo revealed himself as a gaping arsehole. Anyone driving a monstrosity has no excuse. :brood:
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    Plus that's false.
    Plenty of smaller trucks can handle that weight capacity. I daresay probably better than the Cybertruck.
    I'll believe the Cybertruck can perform like a real truck when I see ANY labor crews using them.
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    Obviously they have never been in farm country and seen a little truck piled high as fuck with hey bails.
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    I keep thinking of when I hauled a 39" drum road roller on a 20 foot trailer from Ft. Lauderdale to Sarasota with my 6 cylinder Dodge Durango. I seriously doub't that cybertruck cloths outperform my old 2006 Durango.
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