Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

https://x.com/bradmunchen/status/2046189769613259167?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

yeah but let me forget to list my interest income and i get it from the SRI SIR RSI IRS

It Seems Your Tesla Will Recognize A 3.5-Inch Floppy Disk Drive

extreeeeeeemly lucky for musk that his 'car thing' will recognize a 3.5 inch floppy....extreeeeeeeeemly lucky

Tesla launches new six-seater Model Y in India in attempt to boost tepid sales

Tesla Says EV Orders Benefitted From Soaring Gas Prices

The Hardware in Your Pre-2023 Tesla Will Never Allow It to Fully Drive Itself, Elon Musk Admits

Tesla Reveals Mysterious $2 Billion AI Hardware Deal in SEC Filing

Saw a Wankpanzer wrapped with an ad for a peptide company and all I could think was, "It's two, two great grifts that go together!"

.......he said, while posting on Elon Musk's X

Why didn’t he just buy a Kia EV9 or something?

Tesla Recalls Cybertrucks Over Concerns Their Wheels Could Come Off

Pretty much the only reason to buy one nowadays is to support fascism. We have so many better EV options nowadays.

Last Tesla Model S and X Roll Off Production Line

I couldn’t live with the idea of my kids trapped in my Tesla. Here’s how I hacked it so the doors open in an emergency

Tesla Robotaxi Wait Times Are Longer Than The Rides Themselves

To be fair, I had that issue with Uber in Hyderabad, but that's because prospective drivers would be canceling the pickup from the park entrance I was at on the north shore of the big lake in town, with downtown on the south shore

Hyderabad was a blast

( Tasvir disagrees!)

Tesla reveals details of 17 ‘Robotaxi’ crashes: New safety concerns emerge

If I took a robo taxi I'd want this in it.

Daaaaaamn... I think my Dodge Dart could ford that!

I'm not sure about the terrain underlying the puddle, because too extreme an incline or hump can play havoc with a sedan's suspension, but I'm pretty sure my Corolla has handled puddles of roughly that depth.

https://x.com/grapevinepolice/status/2056781125872132391?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Video of the above sinking.



https://bsky.app/profile/bubbaprog.xyz/post/3mma3aipp5kxt

And, damn, they threw the book at him!



https://electrek.co/2026/05/19/tesla-cybertruck-owner-believed-elon-musk-lake-jail/

for littering????? edit to add: shucks no littering

https://bsky.app/profile/jeffsharlet.bsky.social/post/3mmphbpwovs2x