Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

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This driver took the thread title to heart.

Seems like it should be illegal to sell a car whose infotainment screen can show anything other than basic function data when the car is moving.

I mean, mine won't even display the content of text messages unless the car is fully stopped.

After they made it illegal to use the "full self-driving" feature without having to keep your hands on the wheel, I'm surprised Musk didn't have Tesla add a fleshlight option.

That would have necessitated the vibrating stick shift option, and I don't think he's keen to add that.

'vibrating stick shift option' sounds like a way to make your vehicle 'multi tasking' you arrive refreshed cigarette hanging out of your mouth smile on your face

https://electrek.co/2026/06/20/tesl...killed/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky

Who asked for driverless cars?

I sure as fuck didn't.

i have never driven or ridden in a Tesla so i have no clue how to disengage or override this function but this looks like a residence so it appears the car had to go through the front yard before it hit the house. when an 'emergency' has occured while i am driving i react as quickly as possible this guys car veered off the road and drove through somebodys front yard and into a house and he did or could not react is he a hundred years old? paralyzed? at least step on the brake jeez

I did, but they were meant to be bulletproof and have turbo-boost, not be wank-mobiles for Musklickers.

The only driverless car that's needed.

I'd be fine with driverless cars if, you know, they actually worked.
So far, that's not really the case.

Tesla Semi involved in first fatal crash, killing 2 in Nevada

Tesla Model Y L Arrives Stateside For Parents Who Want To Spend $63,630 Slamming Their Kids' Heads Into Tempered Glass

i bet the 'build quality' will be the same as the original Pinto. wonder how they are going to replicate the exploding gas tank feature?

The back bumper will be lined with a new type of spray-on gunpowder and filled with naphtha.

This Looks Like Poop From A Butt

Spotted on the freeway a little while ago.

Tonight, on my way home from work, I stop off at the only 24-hour grocery store in town. It's about 11:45, and as I'm chaining up my bike, I see a vehicle driving past on the road in front of the store. The street's probably 75 yards away, there's some lighting, but not enough for me to easily make out things like the color of a vehicle, or if it has minor damage to it. I can tell that the vehicle is some kind of late model, because of the headlights, and there's a good chance that it's a Tesla, but can't say for certain. As it gets close to a street light, I can tell that it's a Wankpanzer. As it goes under the light, I can see creases in parts of the sheet metal. Creases where there shouldn't be any, and waaaaaay too straight to be the result of an accident. Which means, that fucker came from the factory like that.

Kirk: This is damned embarrassing.

Data Shows Tesla Cybertruck Is A Bigger Flop Than The Goddamn Edsel

In 8 years, Yugo sold 141K cars in the US. Gotta wonder how many Wankpanzers Tesla will have sold come 2032.

The Yugo didn't have anything going for it, except it was cheap. In every sense of the word. Brits use the word "cheap" just to describe the price of something. We Americans use it in a derogatory fashion. The only thing owning a Wankpanzer has going for it is the satisfaction of owning liberals.

Edgelord Cuntservative: "How shall I pwn the libs today? I know! I'll buy an electric car! They'll fucking hate that!"

Uptight Libtard: "He's right! We do fucking hate that!"

Reality is stupid.

So, Tesla's sales have plummeted, and the market is finally starting to respond normally as the stock takes a dive.

I'd still rather be caught in a Yugo than a CT.

...or in CT

Driving around I'll see a couple of Cybertrucks within a few miles from my home. Last weeked we were up in the North Georgia mountains for the week. I saw Cybertruck in a parking lot in one of the small towns there. It had the staining on the metal, and heavy circular scratches on the metal as well. I was looking at the scratches and stains, the owner came out and you could he was very proud of it, he asked "You like it huh?". Me being me said "Is this a kit you made at home". He didn't take it well and called me an asshole.