Dumbass things we see people do

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tererune, Dec 24, 2021.

  1. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    37,466
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +26,910
    Maybe this is a thread that can go on with some shared stories of extreme stupidity. I was inspired today because of something I saw from my father's HOA. I am going to try and get the video.

    Anyway, my parents live in a gated community in florida. The gate is a long bar that is red and white wrapped in reflective tape with a bunch of LED lights along it to be visible to cars coming in. There are always people knocking the bar off with their cars because they are tailgating or just obnoxious. At this entrance it is very open because there is a golf course with nice cement paths for the carts.

    So my dad tells me that there is this guy who is suing the HOA because he was injured by the gate. The guy ended up in the hospital with a concussion from the gate hitting him. So my dad has it on video because they record everyone who comes in because they charge the people for taking out the gate. So on the video there is a dude on a bicycle without a helmet riding along. This guy lives in the community and knows the gate is there. It is obviously there in the video and the guy rides right into it and they crash to the ground.

    It is not like the gate was up and came down on him, he just plowed right into it. The video is fucking hillarious which is why I am trying to get a hold of it. The best thing about this is that the HOA did not know who took out the gate until the guy decided to file the lawsuit for his medical expenses. Now the HOA is going to send him a bill for taking out the gate which they had to repair. There is a sign there that says it is 350 dollars if you take out the gate.
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 2
  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,664
    Ratings:
    +31,694
    Oooh I got one. :meme: Going on a message board and bragging about trolling someone so bad that they killed themselves.
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    101,379
    Ratings:
    +82,208
    Y'know what?
    That was nice shooting, kid.
    Merry Christmas.
    :techman:
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    42,364
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +56,093
    Ya done good, buddy boy :yes:
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,664
    Ratings:
    +31,694
    Merry Christmas
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    37,466
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +26,910
    Good one. How about this one:

    You are so mean to me! WAHHH! I hate you! I am going to ignore you to punish you.

    Which reminds me, I thought you were ignoring me because I make you want to kill yourself?
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 1
  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,664
    Ratings:
    +31,694
    You thought wrong.
  8. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    37,466
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +26,910
    Are you going to ignore me now? Because that is your MO of stupidity.