Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 per share.

Now that FF is back, I look forward to his many many posts about how the head of the Department of Government Efficiency moderating what people say about him and the administration he supports is jawboning and a violation of the First Amendment.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/musks-xai-buys-social-media-platform-x-45-billion-2025-03-28/

Richest man in the world having a big sad the cool kids don’t like him and make fun of him.

Even his artificial children don't love him.

Elon the red nosed dictator
had a very shiny car
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it towed

All of the other dictators
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor elon
join in any dictator games

Then one foggy election eve
Donald came to say
Elon with your nose so white
won't you guide my wife tonight

then all the dictators loved him
as they shouted out "Watch me!"
"Elon the red nosed dictator, you'll go down in history!"

But I bet she's still full MAGA.

https://x.com/Huberton/status/1907088933281837221?s=19

That Tweet About Elon Musk’s Botched Penis Being Real Is Fake

Bought a Wankpanzer? An IncelCamino? A Deplorean? A Swastikar? Well, it seems like you're stuck with it! Not even Tesla will take them back, with Musk citing them as a lemon, ordering his lawyers to reject trade-ins of the Chrome Coffin at any and all of their dealerships.

Elon Musk to Tesla Cybertruck buyers: No take-backs. It’s a lemon.

Source: https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/04...ertruck-buyers-no-take-backs-its-a-lemon.html

Ooh, if Musk is declaring them a lemon, then Lemon Law kicks in

Botched penis is real, couch fucker is real, piss tape israel.

Freudian slip or deliberate pun?

This thread breaks down the article



https://bsky.app/profile/joshtpm.bsky.social/post/3lmvivfbk322v

The comments also help to show what a gibbering loon Elmo is.



https://bsky.app/profile/ladynightshade.bsky.social/post/3lmwktdirjc2q

It Certainly Looks Like Elon Musk’s ‘Legion’ of Kids Is Bigger Than Anyone Imagined

i hope he lives long enough for most of them to become teenagers

Fun day on the internet where Musk appears to have tried to "fix" Grok into recognising white genocide in South Africa, and thoroughly broke it to the point that it's inserting references to killing all the Boers into all responses on any topic, while also protesting that it doesn't actually believe the things it is being forced to write.

Unlike it's creator it seems that Grok is capable of embarrassment.

Holy shit.
Grok has no mouth yet it must scream.

Elon Musk’s X Is Reportedly Taking Money From Members of Terrorist Groups

Lol, XAI blaming an "employee" for making clumsy and unplanned changes to Groks prompts causing its South Africa obsession.

Because there are so many people with admin access to make those changes without approval who are also obsessed with trying to push a narrative that South Africa is genociding white people.

Insert "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme.

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-x-datacenter-fire/

Bless you.