Esteemed WF member Steal Your Face goes on a drunken slur filled bender megathread

@Steal Your Face wasn't banned, he left of his own free will and does not want to come back. All you lying liars need to stop saying he was banned because he wasn't and you have no evidence that he was.

You can't show me any evidence he was banned, none whatsoever. All you'll do is link to MSM sources like the banned user list and the post where @Bickendan specifically said he was banning him, which aren't real sources at all. You guys can't cite good sources like the elves I talk to when I'm on shrooms because they won't back your claims.

No one named Steal Your Face, Federal Farmer, FF, or Eff Eff has ever or will ever post here, and you people need to stop lying and making people up.

This would be a great imitation of his latest rant over at TK if not for the fact you used paragraph breaks.

I'm not imitating anyone and I didn't use paragraph breaks.

when they start complaining bout your grammer, puncuation etc......you know you have won

I’m gonna go ahead and put this out there, but I foresee a new poster coming and his/her username will be NotStealyourface

Half of WordForge rushes to create duals named NotStealyourface...

"The username NotStealyourface is already in use"

Damn. Late to the party again...

Well, I bet @FederalGroomer is still available...

No-one's swiping right on that.

Well, except sailors at the docks.

If anyome registers either of those usermames I'll sue them for defamsation.

*chugs an entire bottle of Perige Farm whiskey*