Esteemed WF member Steal Your Face goes on a drunken slur filled bender megathread

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  1. Kommander

    Kommander I for one welcome our new mycelial overlords

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    Big word make people mad? Me talk small words then. People get more mad!

    Me no know what people want. Big word, mad. Small word, more mad. They say "mocking." Me no know "mocking," word too big!
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  2. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Words with more than one syllable take up too much space on a bumper sticker. :brood:
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  3. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    "Straight" and "strength" take up more space than "ado" or "ivy". :async:
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  4. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    So you're non-binary!
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  5. jenee8204

    jenee8204 Fresh Meat

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    MY (?) binary choices? What other choice might there be? Your behavior is either Nature or Nurture. Psychologists have been trying to determine this for ... several hundred years. Either you were born an uptight asshole who hates life or the environment in which you were raised (i.e. parents) molded you in such a way that you are no longer able to just be free to enjoy life.
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  6. jenee8204

    jenee8204 Fresh Meat

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    OMG. I read those bullshit email every month. it never occurred to me people actually believe his nonsense.

    I don't care what his personal beliefs are any more than I gave a shit about Obama's personal beliefs. I care about the ramifications of a public person's behavior, words, actions that effect regular people.

    trump's behavior, words, and actions are an affront to anyone who has ever served.
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  7. jenee8204

    jenee8204 Fresh Meat

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    Damn it, Bick! you could have waited until monday morning so he could respond to my postsd.
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  8. Coloratura

    Coloratura Rent Lowering Gunshot

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    Sure, but what the hell's a strado?
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  9. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I don't know. Never heard the word. Where does it come from?
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  10. Coloratura

    Coloratura Rent Lowering Gunshot

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    I summoned it from the aether, good sir.
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  11. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Strap on dildo
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  12. Coloratura

    Coloratura Rent Lowering Gunshot

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    I like this.
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  13. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Interestingly, he doesn't seem to share that his solution to this was to get drunk and post slurs at people.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Happy gasp* I got my own dedicated paragraph!! :wub: :happytears:
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No one put a shotgun to coward-forge's balls. They ran away like Josh Hawley.
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  16. jenee8204

    jenee8204 Fresh Meat

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    that does sound like hell
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  17. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Where was that posted?
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  18. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    I do wonder what happened to some of the folks who used be here back in the day.

    Storm...we know.
    Muad and Sokar passed on, right?
    Volpone has opted to posting only intermittently about box office for Disney and the like, and how he's an awesome landlord, with the occasional troll thread in the Red Room.
    Similarly, Paladin opted to restrict most of his posting the Media Central.
    What of Bulldog and Bock? They were folks on the right that you could have a reasonable discussion with.
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    Coloratura Rent Lowering Gunshot

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    Well, when you're a left wing bastion of hate like we are, who can blame him? We're extremists here, clearly, what with our demands for *checks notes* not murdering people who are trans and... wanting to feed hungry children.
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  20. jenee8204

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    Bock and Bulldog started posting less frequently before trump's first ....

    Anyway, as for most right leaning posters, I imagine they left for the same reason they fear black people doing to them the same as they treat black people. They stopped posting here for fear left leaning posters would respond to their posts the same way they responded to left leaning posts.
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  21. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Bulldog had already stopped posting on WF, but he passed a couple of years ago.
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  22. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Troll Kingdom.
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  23. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Sus

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    I was really hoping for a list of his most hated WF posters so maybe just once I'd make a list :cry:
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  24. Ten Lubak

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    Also, what's so funny about this is that he's such a drunk (or just such an idiot) that he doesn't even remember people here saying the exact things he wants them to say

    Bill Clinton has been called out here ad nauseum for example. No one gives a fuck about him or if he would go to jail

    I remember several people speaking up about Biden's cognitive decline well before the debates (myself included)

    Oh and the LA mayoral race being called "clear voter fraud in real time" is especially hilarious. Expecting Spencer Pratt to win in LA is like expecting AOC to win in Buttfuck, Alabama

    The guy has his head so far up his own ass it's really quite something
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  25. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

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    It's almost as if he doesn't actually understand that voting and counting the votes are two separate things. And that the counting, by virtue of the way linear time works, will end later than the voting does.

    As with so many things about Trump and Republicans, we go back to the "are you really that dumb, or are you just a liar?" question.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  27. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids And wants to fuck his daughter

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    The online guestbook for Dayton's funeral.
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  28. Crosis36

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    Man, I didn't even get a mention.
    That really stings
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  29. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    The conspiracy is that the AP announced a bunch new votes for Bass and Raman (Democrats) and none for Pratt. Suspicious fraud, right?

    One minute later the AP announced a bunch of new votes for Pratt and none for Bass and Raman.

    Clearly the AP should have slowed their roll and bundled the vote release, but nope. Anyway, that's how the fraud allegation began.
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  30. MikeH92467

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    Yeah, I probably wouldn't make the list of "People Who Never Get Listed" list. :brood:
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