Europe is dying

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Is it dead yet?
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    It thinks it'll go for a walk.
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  3. Diacanu

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    I feel this way now when people try to take TLS seriously.
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  4. Diacanu

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    Well guess what!? :itsokay:
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    It's feeling happy? It'll be stone dead in a moment.
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    Yeah.... :(

    Also on that tangent, the advent of vaccines along with advances in anti-bacterial medicine is the big reason for the post war baby boom. They were the first generation of children in history where it was assumed the overwhelming majority of them would survive to adulthood.
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  10. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    you do of course remember that by the end of that movie, Kirk managed to bury his personal vendettas and prejudices.

    He also found allies in his perceived enemy, while finding enemies within his own kind.

    He literally got woke.
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  11. Steal Your Face

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    It’s a joke, but Europeans often snub their noses at us, despite us propping up their countries so they can afford their healthcare. At least do. Some are still grateful for us.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    the reason many people in many countries turn our noses up at you is that hilarious perception that you prop anybody up. get over your jingoistic self.

    grateful for what?
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  13. Steal Your Face

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    Oh I don’t know, freeing Europe from the mustache man back in the 1940s
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  14. We Are Borg

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    Fuck off. America didn't give a shit about the mustache man until Japan came along and creamed your Pacific fleet. You were late to the party (Western allies declared war in 1939), and even then you were far more interested in getting back at the yellow bastards than you were about the Nazis.

    While the U.S. definitely contributed to the victory in Europe, the jingoistic thinking that you single-handedly saved the continent is the biggest load of shit ever invented. Not only is it factually inaccurate, it is disrespectful to the allied soldiers who were fighting a full two years before the Yanks decided to enter the fray.

    P.S. - fuck off
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  15. Diacanu

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    FDR did, but Congress were being dicks. :shrug:
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    three, technically. As they didn't actually do anything substantial until Nov '42 in Operation Torch. By then the Wehrmacht had been cut in half, bogged down by Stalin and the failure of Barbarossa.
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  17. Steal Your Face

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    Europe also owes the Russians too, but they'll never admit that.
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  18. DEI Hire

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    The United States did institute the Marshall Plan after the war, albeit not for altruistic reasons. That helped Western Europe become what it is today. But it didn't incur a debt. We helped rebuild Europe as a bulwark against the Soviet Union. We needed Europe, they needed us. It worked out for everyone...

    ...right up until Little Lord Fuckleroy decided Europe bad, Russia good.
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  19. DEI Hire

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    They "owe" the Soviets, not the Russians, and even you can’t be that stupid. The Eastern Bloc wasn’t liberated, and you know it. Western Europe wouldn’t have fared any better under Soviet rule. Stalin wasn't concerned about freeing Europe in the slightest. Intentions matter. Western Europeans don't have to thank the Soviets for shit.

    But Putin's boots ain't gonna lick themselves.
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  20. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    I believe the term is "carpetbagging".

    Cheeto Mussolini has never been more appropriate.
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  21. Steal Your Face

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    No I mean Russians who lost more people than anyone else in the war.
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    And?

    As we've seen from Ukraine, Russia loses a LOT of troops because they're still wedded to the fucking "drown them in our dead" tactics they've employed since time immemorial (in your case, last night).
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    THOUSANDS PERISH AS WHITE RUSSIANS INVADE CEREBELLUM!
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  24. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    They don't have to any more - Russia torpedoed all that good will the second they invaded Ukraine

    Europe doesn't owe Russia shit
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    Is FF drinking that many to wipe the memory of all the other creamy white stuff he's swallowed?

    Fucked up if true.
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  26. Steal Your Face

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    I didn't say Russia.
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  27. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    You said Russians
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  28. Steal Your Face

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    The greatest thing that the US did was bring democracy to the world.
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  29. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    another thing you owe the French for...
    well, that and winning the Revolution for you.
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  30. DEI Hire

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    I don't know if this is trolling or just you being hilariously ignorant of history.
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