FF's Hunter hard-on tangent from political meme thread

Just to be clear, Hunter Biden is above the law, correct?

Who. Gives. A. Fuck.


Hunter Biden is a whataboutism deflection to obfuscate the serious problems going on. You've acknowledged the shit Trump has done but still adhere to the tribalist bullshit surrounding the cult.

It's not up to you or anyone else to decide what merits an individual's consideration.

Also, Hunter Biden is a private citizen, you don't need fucking Congress to investigate his ass.
Lawyers and judges can do that shit, just like for any Joe Shmoe.
This is just to tie up the system to fuck the country as punishment for un-electing Trump, and not electing his fascist flunkies.

And we don't need social media supressing the story for fear it might influence an election in an undesired way.

I give a fuck. Clearly some shady shit was going on and Joe Biden probably was involved, but do go on to lecture me about who is and isn’t in a cult.

Mark Zuckerberg admitting that the FBI pressured him to suppress the story isn’t good enough for you?

No.
Zuckerberg is a turd.

So you won’t even accept it even if it comes from the horses mouth. Don’t ever same for evidence for anything ever again because you won’t accept it no matter what.

No, I'll except evidence that isn't conspiracy shit from proven bullshitters.
Gimme paperwork, or recordings, or something.
Jesus, if righties like you wrote crime dramas "she weighs the same as a duck, so she's a witch!" would fly out of your keyboards without blinking.

"Hi, I want the FBI to look bad so I'm claiming they pressured me."

FYI, I'm not going to make the claim that Zuckerberg was pressured or not, but it's a convenient claim to make. He could have well been pressured by the Fed, but don't accept his claim wholesale without evidence.

As for Hunter, again, he's a private citizen. You'll gain more traction by bitching about Hillary. And, if it makes you feel better, I'd just as annoyed about someone on 'my side' trying to drag Trump down because something Barron might do.
'Leave Barron out of it' type of thing.

Hunter Biden is a true, OG player. Bro flies business class around the world and stays in expensive hotels, fucks the shit out of hot hookers and snorts blow off their nipples. The next day he gets up, orders room service and does it all again. He’s literally living the American dream

Anyone hating on Hunter Biden is so obviously jealous and it’s a really bad look for them. You’re the ones who should be investigated for being miserable, funsmashing cunts

I don’t give a shit about his lifestyle. Good on him. This is about sitting on the board of Burisma. It’s also about finding out who “the bog guy” is. Nice attempt at spin though.

Why is the sandwich artist lecturing me about things he knows nothing about, like corporate business? What the hell is going on here, stay in your lane bro

I don’t know who you’re talking to because there’s no sandwich artist here that I know of.

Not even his dad would say that, idiot.

Okay, then take it seriously.

Take what seriously? Your fantasy that somebody thinks Hunter Biden is above the law?

He may well be a tax cheat. I don't think anyone, including liberals, will deny that Hunter Biden is a fuckup (because, news flash, we're not in a cult and we're capable of non-binary thinking). I assume the DOJ will do its job and investigate, and charge him if that's where the evidence leads. Since he's a private citizen and there is not one shred of evidence that Joe Biden has ever abused his position of public trust to intervene on his son's behalf, it seems to me that things are happening as they should.

DOJ literally IS investigating him and not one single Democrat including his goddamn father has mumbled a word of complaint. No one in this country not named Biden cares at all if he goes to jail.

Meanwhile, Jared Kushner (and Ivanka) did EXACTLY what they whine Hunter did - right out in the daylight and scored a TWO BILLION dollar investment from the Saudis and people like FF not only can't be bothered to notice that no one is investigating HIM and the entire reactionary right would absolutely lose their shit if anyone did.

You can't take people like that seriously.

None of this would have ever been brought up if I hadn’t brought it up. This place is Trump 24/7. Never a bad word uttered towards democrats.

Pressured? Not even close.

From Zuckerberg himself, speaking to Rogan, as reported by FOX:

https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-...n-propaganda-before-hunter-biden-laptop-story

Additional context on the original New York Post story. All of it worth reading, but what really sticks out is that Fox News itself was offered the laptop story first and rejected it because it didn't pass the smell test.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...-context-emergence-hunter-biden-laptop-story/

You are correct for once. No one would be talking about this non-story if it weren’t for you.

It just CAN'T be bullshit, Fox News reporters wear their little suits, and puff their little chests, and say it all with such confidence!
That's all it takes for something to be true!
...unless it's MSNBC, then something, something, communism, something, something, Satan.

No one here is talking about how @Bill Carson 's mom is giving blowjobs on the 9th hole at Mar-a-Lago either. I am not sure why we aren't talking about that and hunter biden's laptop, but we aren't and maybe we should be. Anyone else have any stories "of the ass" that they want to pull out and wash off?

“I’m the only credulous rube here!”



Uh… Congrats?

If yours has nine holes, you either have a medical condition or are from Vorkas III.

Fixation on the younger Biden’s laptop is one of the signs of Q-ism.

All it takes for something to be true is somebody has to accuse someone of something on Twitter without providing any evidence.

Not true, I don't believe Trump had negative covefe.