Gods Damn It!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by gul, Oct 11, 2016.

  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'm on the way home, having a Mesa moment!

    :mad:
    gul, Oct 11, 2016
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  2. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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  3. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  5. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Bandana?
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    One time I was in Mesa, Arizona and got a "Mesa Moment."

    She charged me $20.
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  7. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Banana!
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Did she swallow?

    It's important!
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  9. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    He was very drunk.


    It was Castle.
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  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I didn't have another $20. :(
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  11. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  12. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Still no excuse for settling for a Castle.
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  13. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    God damn spellcheck. That was supposed to be a Mewa moment, as in a big fat lady sat next to on me on the train.
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  14. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Was she fat, smelly, and sweaty? And for some reason you find yourself inexplicably aroused?
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  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    :vomit:
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  16. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    No, I shall not damn things for you.
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  17. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    So, you had a Dinner moment, too...a two for one deal! :lol:
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Fat girls need lovin' too.
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  19. Amaris

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    I've heard from some very reliable sources that ones with fat bottoms make the rockin' world go round.
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  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You heard right.
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  21. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Although knowing Freddy, how much experience did he really have?
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  22. Amaris

    Amaris Guest

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    Quite a bit, actually. Freddie was a self-professed bisexual, with his most notable relationship being Mary Austin, for whom he professed a deep, profound love.
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